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2004-06-18 10:33:20
SATURDAY

7:00 a.m.

GOPs Great Outdoors


In this weeks episode, Dick Cheney joins the Fellowship of Christian
Hunters on a stocked pheasant hunt that's sure to please. Then Dick
heads to Louisiana for another duck hunting trip with Supreme Court
Justice Antonin Scalia.

7:25 a.m.

NRA Bullet Points


See vintage footage of former NRA President Charlton Heston, as He
prophesizes and pistol-whips ecoweanies into spiritual submission.

7:30 a.m.

Christian Bowhunters of America


Hunt over vast acres of desert-like scrub brush with watersheds that
attract thousands of critters just waiting to go to heaven and meet
Jesus. Learn how to develop the archery and salvation skills necessary
so you can get your name both in the Boone & Crocket or Pope &
Young record books and the Book of Life. (Rev. 20:15).

7:55 a.m.

On the Ranch with Dr. Gene Scott

Watch vintage footage of the Los Angeles University Cathedrals world-champion American saddlebred show horses.

8:00 a.m.

Save Ya!


Get caught up in "Save Ya" every week as 4 Outdoorsmen Ministries heads
to the great outdoors. We are preaching salvation salvos that will
leave no hunter or fisherman safe from being hit over the head with
their personal camo copy of The Outdoorsmans Holy Bible.

8:25 a.m.

Reel in the BIG Fish


Join the Fellowship of Christian Anglers Society at Virginia Beach, as
they join forces with guests from the 700 Club to offer pointers on how
to reel in both bass and believers.

8:30 a.m.

Backroads with the Bushes


Where are the big bucks? - Each week, the two Georges show us where
they bagged the biggest campaign contributor for the week.

8:55 a.m.

Peter Popoff Praise Points

Learn how to deliver unbelievers out of their duck blinds and into the healing arms of the Lord.

9:00 a.m.

Christian Anglers Association

Join the CAA as they journey the backwaters of America in search of lost souls and the elusive catfish.

9:25 a.m.

CNP Gamebook

Council for National Policy founder Tim LayHaye offers pointers for how hunters can score in the 2004 Presidential election.

9:30 a.m.

Xn Nation


On Xn Nation, you will see how easy it is to be a fisher of men. Watch
our seasoned Christian fishing guides reel in souls and stripers.

9:55 a.m.

Congressional Sportsman Foundation Gamebook

Learn weekly pointers on how to navigate the rough political waters of Washington, DC.

10:00 a.m.

Christian

Hunters n Anglers

Each week, devoted bible believing hunters and anglers bless new hunting and fishing paradises.

10:25 a.m.

Devotions for Deer Hunters


The Christian Deer Hunters Association ventures into Americas heartland
every year to take on their challenge of praising the Lord and passing
the ammunition. Visit them this week in rugged Colorado where they try
to interest hunters in their tract Scriptures for the Stand.







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