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President Trump discovers health care is complicated

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Donald Trump, the leader for the free world, just discovered that health care is complicated. In the beginning of the week he said that "I have to tell you, it's an unbelievably complex subject. Nobody knew health care could be so complicated."

In his tiny world, yes, nobody probably knew. But people on earth, especially people even slightly knowledgable of the topic, don't know what Trump is talking about. Obviously it's a complicated issue, nobody on earth would think otherwise. Bernie Sanders, in an interview with CNN's Anderson Cooper said that "When you provide health care in a nation of 320 million people, yeah, it is very, very complicated."

Even though the topic is so complicated that nobody even thought it could be so complicated, on planet Trump, he said that the new healthcare plan will be "very special," saying that "I think you're going to see something very special."

And as with everything on planet of the Apes, the new plan will offer "much better healthcare at a much lower cost." He added that "We have come up with a solution that's really, really I think very good. We have a plan that I think is going to be fantastic. It's going to be released fairly soon. I think it's going to be something special ... I think you're going to like what you hear."

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