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Pilots Beware. Bath sighted at 37,000ft
Conversation between two aircraft; "E1037 to Alitalia 88". E1037 "I will hand you to my co-pilot, I have to see to my bath". Al 88"Your what?" E1037 "My bath". Al 88 "Where do you get an aircraft like that?" E1037 "Just ask your company mate. They will do one of three things. They either think you are mad and put you in a lunatic-asylum, sack you, or give you a bath on your next aircraft". Forty minutes later there was a report. E1037 "Bath sighted at 37,000. Not bad either it was".
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Fear of Flying
In the last few weeks I've seen more and more airplanes have issues". Airplanes seem to be goin' down more often now than Traci Lords ever did. We see engines falling off, birds getting caught in engines, landing gear not working properly, pilots landing at the wrong airports, pilots landing in buildings, pilots crashing into fields... it scares the shit out me! |
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