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<title>Dog driving</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A British bulldog shocked passengers on a bus when it hopped into the driver's seat.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:05:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese woman burnt her new husband to death</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A Chinese woman burnt her new husband to death after he got into bed with dirty feet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:04:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Blinding Virgin</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Almost 50 people in India blinded themselves after looking directly at the sun to see an image of the Virgin Mary.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:04:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Unknown heaven</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A French teenage girl who wrote a letter to her late mother in heaven had it sent back - because she hadn't paid the postage.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:03:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two four-year-old US boys were handcuffed by a teacher</title>
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<description><![CDATA[Two four-year-old US boys were handcuffed by a teacher after refusing to take a nap.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:03:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cheeseburger rage</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17424_Cheeseburger-rage.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An Austrian doctor was left furious when a lorry driver threw a cheeseburger at him for driving too slowly.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:02:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Russian woman survived a 100ft plunge without getting hurt</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17423_A-Russian-woman-survived-a-100ft-plunge-without-getting-hurt.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ludmilla Adamova, 27, fell from the ninth floor of a block of flats in Kemerovo but a clothes line broke her fall.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:02:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Running sheep</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17422_Running-sheep.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[German police were left stunned after a sheep outran their patrol cars and beat up their dogs.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>No room in the coffin</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17421_No-room-in-the-coffin.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Romanian man was left furious when the coffin he'd bought couldn't fit his deceased relative's shoes in.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:01:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Erotic funeral</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17420_Erotic-funeral.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Taiwanese man splashed out over £80 on an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:01:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Pink poodle</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17419_Pink-poodle.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US woman was fined £500 after dyeing her pet poodle pink.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Australian woman saved her pet kitten by punching a python</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17418_An-Australian-woman-saved-her-pet-kitten-by-punching-a-python.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An Australian woman saved her pet kitten by punching a python who was crushing it in its jaws.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 05:00:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Police crash</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17417_Police-crash.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US police officer crashed his official vehicle into his police station.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:59:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Character-building drinking</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17416_Character-building-drinking.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Minnesota drinking establishments are getting round the smoking ban by declaring themselves theatres.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:58:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Italian Mafia boss has escaped jail because he is too fat</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17415_An-Italian-Mafia-boss-has-escaped-jail-because-he-is-too-fat.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Salvatore Ferranti, who weighs 462 lbs, was accused of having dealings with the Mafia, but a court ruled he could be put under house arrest after he was declared too fat for four separate prisons.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:57:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Granny grenade</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17414_Granny-grenade.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Russian police station was evacuated after a 67-year-old woman walked in carrying a bag full of grenades.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:57:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Old jailbait</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17413_Old-jailbait.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A 73-year-old US man is returning to prison after breaking out 46 years ago.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:56:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US teenager held a rabbit ransom for $100</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17412_A-US-teenager-held-a-rabbit-ransom-for-$100.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US teenager is facing charges of burglary and theft after holding a rabbit ransom for $100.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:56:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Wee will survive</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A US woman was forced to drink her own urine after police left her in a cell for four days and forgot about her.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:53:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Toilet trouble</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17410_Toilet-trouble.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US woman wasted away after refusing to leave her boyfriend's toilet for two years.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:53:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Truant saviour</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17409_Truant-saviour.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A 15-year-old US girl who helped stop an out-of-control school bus has been given a detention - because she was playing truant.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:53:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Belarus woman survived after being run over by a 90mph train</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17408_A-Belarus-woman-survived-after-being-run-over-by-a-90mph-train.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Belarus woman had a lucky escape after she was run over by a 90mph train.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:52:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>DIY operation</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A British brain surgeon used a £30 DIY drill to carry out a successful operation on a fully conscious patient.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:51:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cheap travel for GBP 6</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17406_Cheap-travel-for-GBP-6.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Dutch teenager who ran away from with just £6 and a bag of crisps has been caught 600 miles away in Poland.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:50:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Begging for change</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17405_Begging-for-change.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Chinese shop owners are having to get change from beggars - because they are so short of coins.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:50:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Painful lap dance</title>
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<description><![CDATA[A US businessman is suing a strip club after he was hit in the eye by the shoe of the woman who was giving him a lap dance.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:50:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>3.9 million pound nose</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17403_39-million-pound-nose.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Dutch wine maker has had his nose insured for £3.9 million.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:49:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sweaters made out of beloved dogs</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17402_Sweaters-made-out-of-beloved-dogs.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British couple have had sweaters made out of their beloved dogs.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:48:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sexual lie</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17401_Sexual-lie.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US woman who claimed she was tied up and sexually assaulted made the entire story up.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:48:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>100,000 pounds for cereal</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17400_100000-pounds-for-cereal.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A cornflake resembling the US state of Illinois is going for £100,000 on eBay.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:48:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Emergency services?</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17399_Emergency-services.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US man was so worried about missing his court date he dialled the emergency services for a wake-up call.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:47:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Naked Coffee break</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17398_Naked-Coffee-break.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US man was arrested after going through a drive-through naked form the waist down.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:46:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Toad in the hole</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17397_Toad-in-the-hole.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British road was closed after 2,000 toads tried to reach their breeding lake.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:46:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rat's head in a bag of shrimp cracker crisps</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17396_Rats-head-in-a-bag-of-shrimp-cracker-crisps.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A rat's head has been found in a bag of shrimp cracker crisps in South Korea.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:45:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Life for sale</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17395_Life-for-sale.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British man has put his entire life for sale on eBay after his marriage failed.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:44:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Personality transplant</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17394_Personality-transplant.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British woman claims her personality has completely changed after having a kidney transplant.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:44:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Engagement ring carried away by a balloon</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17393_Engagement-ring-carried-away-by-a-balloon.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lefkos Hajji, 28, from London, had asked his florist to put the £6,000 diamond engagement ring in a helium balloon but when he left the store, a gust of wind blew it away.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:43:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man caused massive damage after running naked</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17392_A-US-man-caused-massive-damage-after-running-naked.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US man caused massive damage after running naked through a hotel and grocery store.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:41:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German pensioner got a new anus instead of a leg operation</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17391_A-German-pensioner-got-a-new-anus-instead-of-a-leg-operation.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A German pensioner is suing a hospital claiming she was giving a new anus instead of having a standard operation on her leg.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:41:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese woman made her boyfriend have a breast-reduction operation</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_17390_A-Chinese-woman-made-her-boyfriend-have-a-breast-reduction-operation.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Chinese woman made her boyfriend have a breast-reduction operation - because his breasts were bigger than hers.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 25 March 2008 04:40:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>World's oldest Chinar gets company in Kashmir</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_16005_Worlds-oldest-Chinar-gets-company-in-Kashmir.html</link>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 15 March 2008 05:36:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A TV vet claims more and more British pets are being prescribed antidepressants</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15027_A-TV-vet-claims-more-and-more-British-pets-are-being-prescribed-antidepressants.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Romain Pizzi says Prozac is now being given to lonely animals whose owners leave them alone for hours on end, with tropical birds such as parrots some of the worst affected.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:37:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British couple almost had their house burnt down by their pet tortoise</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15026_A-British-couple-almost-had-their-house-burnt-down-by-their-pet-tortoise.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Emma Fox, 30, and 45-year-old Paul Butler returned to find their Berkshire property up in flames after leaving 70-year-old reptile Fred in a tank full of straw underneath a heat lamp.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:37:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man had his truck stolen by his own dog</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15025_A-US-man-had-his-truck-stolen-by-his-own-dog.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Charles McCowan reported the theft when his vehicle vanished from outside a mini-mart in Azusa, California, after he left his 80lb Boxer Max in the passenger seat while entering the shop.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:37:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Five Welsh police officers are facing the sack</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15024_Five-Welsh-police-officers-are-facing-the-sack.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Five Welsh police officers are facing the sack after using their patrol cars to go to the seaside]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:36:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British couple's three children beat odds of 133,000 to one</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15023_A-British-couples-three-children-beat-odds-of-133000-to-one.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British couple's three children beat odds of 133,000 to one to share birthdays on January 29.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:36:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British man died after entering a competition to see how many fairy cakes he could eat</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15022_A-British-man-died-after-entering-a-competition-to-see-how-many-fairy-cakes-he-could-eat.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[In a statement, club owners Amanda Davey and Paul Dyke said: "We are all devastated by this tragic accident. We are all in shock. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:36:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Serbian teenager survived a 25,000 volt electric shock</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15021_A-Serbian-teenager-survived-a-25000-volt-electric-shock.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Damir Minarivic, 14, touched overhead electricity cables which power local trains at the station in Cerevic, in North Serbia, when he tried to get his ball back.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:35:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Italian thief was arrested after he went back to the post office he had robbed</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15020_An-Italian-thief-was-arrested-after-he-went-back-to-the-post-office-he-had-robbed.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Bruno Perez, 31, had forced Lucia Marcelo to give him the post office's takings at gunpoint, but was so taken with the 21-year-old he returned to the post office in Genoa the next day.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:35:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Polish people are being offered the chance to pay their tax bills in blood</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15019_Polish-people-are-being-offered-the-chance-to-pay-their-tax-bills-in-blood.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Taxmen have told their fellow countrymen that every donation they make to the local blood banks will allow them to wipe off their bill.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:33:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British lorry driver was left stunned</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15018_A-British-lorry-driver-was-left-stunned.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British lorry driver was stunned to discover he'd made a 100-mile trip with a live chicken under his bonnet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:33:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Romanian policeman have started taking ballet lessons to become more graceful</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15017_Romanian-policeman-have-started-taking-ballet-lessons-to-become-more-graceful.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[20 officers in Timisoara have put their name down for lessons with two professional dancers and are looking forward to seeing the results.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:33:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A plane was grounded after a pet mouse escaped from a passenger's pocket</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15016_A-plane-was-grounded-after-a-pet-mouse-escaped-from-a-passengers-pocket.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Liu Yulian had hid the rodent in her coat pocket as she smuggled it past airport security and took it onboard the flight.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:32:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A woman accused of being a witch has given birth while hanging from a tree</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15015_A-woman-accused-of-being-a-witch-has-given-birth-while-hanging-from-a-tree.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Pregnant Nolan Yekum, from Papua New Guinea, was found guilty of sorcery and was strung up in a noose.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:32:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The world's biggest hamburger is now available to buy</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15014_The-worlds-biggest-hamburger-is-now-available-to-buy.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The world's biggest hamburger is now available to buy. The giant burger and bun weigh...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:31:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British grandfather has been reunited with a wallet he lost 46 years ago</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15013_A-British-grandfather-has-been-reunited-with-a-wallet-he-lost-46-years-ago.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ron Russell, 81, misplaced the wallet - complete with photos of his children, friends from his days as a corporal in the marines and dogs he reared as a breeder - in 1962.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:31:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An elderly British couple thanked a pilot for "dropping in"</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15012_An-elderly-British-couple-thanked-a-pilot-for-dropping-in.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Eileen Watling, 71 and her 83-year-old husband Alfie were settling down to watch TV when a Cessna light aircraft carrying two people nose-dived into trees in their back yard.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:30:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US restaurant chef has been sacked after putting his pubic hair into a rib-eye steak</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15011_A-US-restaurant-chef-has-been-sacked-after-putting-his-pubic-hair-into-a-rib-eye-steak.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ryan Kropp - who now faces a police probe - allegedly hid the hair in the meal for a customer who had complained about his steak being undercooked. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:29:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British school has covered all of its pupils' faces with smiley faces on its websites</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15010_A-British-school-has-covered-all-of-its-pupils-faces-with-smiley-faces-on-its-websites.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Cann Hall Primary, in Clacton-on-Sea, Essex, decided to obscure the students to protect them from being identified by paedophiles on the internet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A five-wheeled bicycle, which apparently rides like a surfboard, has been invented</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15009_A-five-wheeled-bicycle-which-apparently-rides-like-a-surfboard-has-been-invented.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The StreetSurfer - which was made by an Australian firm - has a traditional frame and rear wheel, but four front wheels.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:28:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese man rescued a young boy from a pond</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15008_A-Chinese-man-rescued-a-young-boy-from-a-pond.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[He said: "I was walking along the pool with my own grandson, then spotted a boy struggling in the water." ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:28:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Canadian couple were arrested after having sex in a moving car</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15007_A-Canadian-couple-were-arrested-after-having-sex-in-a-moving-car.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Motorists reported the couple after spotting them romping in the vehicle on the Trans Canada Highway in British Columbia, Canada, and also said there was a second nude woman in the car.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:27:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Hungarian policewoman has been fired after her colleague spotted her in pornographic movie</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15006_A-Hungarian-policewoman-has-been-fired-after-her-colleague-spotted-her-in-pornographic-movie.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Livia Kovacs - who served in the Budapest police force - played a dominatrix cop who uses her police handcuffs and a truncheon during a wild sex session.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:27:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man has been fired after requesting a prostitute as part of his reward</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15005_A-US-man-has-been-fired-after-requesting-a-prostitute-as-part-of-his-reward.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Neil Jorgensen, 62, from Iowa, had been given a gift certificate and one night stay at the Riverside Casino and Golf Resort as thanks for his hard work.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:27:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A 16-year-old Argentinian girl has given birth to triplets for the second time</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15004_A-16-year-old-Argentinian-girl-has-given-birth-to-triplets-for-the-second-time.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The teenager, named only as Pamela, had her first trio of daughters when she was 15, adding to the son she'd had previously at 14.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:26:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US woman was jailed after failing to return her library books on time</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15002_A-US-woman-was-jailed-after-failing-to-return-her-library-books-on-time.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Keely Givhan, from Wisconsin, was pulled over by traffic police because her number plate lightbulb was broken.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:25:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Iranian man has been ordered by a court to buy his wife 124,000 red roses</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15001_An-Iranian-man-has-been-ordered-by-a-court-to-buy-his-wife-124000-red-roses.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An Iranian man has been ordered by a court to buy his wife 124,000 red roses to make up for his negligence.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:24:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man begged his friend to shoot him - so he could miss work</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_15000_A-US-man-begged-his-friend-to-shoot-him---so-he-could-miss-work.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Daniel Luch, from Washington state, had a bullet wound in his shoulder and claimed he had been the victim of a drive-by shooting while out jogging with a friend.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:24:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Australian man got stuck 200ft up a tree after paragliding with his pet chihuahua</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14999_An-Australian-man-got-stuck-200ft-up-a-tree-after-paragliding-with-his-pet-chihuahua.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Paul Hansen, 42, was left dangling off a giant mountain ash tree with the pooch strapped to his chest shortly after taking-off in Melbourne.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:24:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A five-year-old Czech boy crashed his parents' car into a wall</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14998_A-five-year-old-Czech-boy-crashed-his-parents-car-into-a-wall.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Miroslav Novak took the keys to the vehicle in the middle of the night, got in, started it up, reversed out of the drive and then took off for a joy ride.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:24:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A pregnant woman gave birth in her car after getting stuck behind a learner driver</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14997_A-pregnant-woman-gave-birth-in-her-car-after-getting-stuck-behind-a-learner-driver.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jane Swiggs, from Cornwall, was being driven by her husband Paul and when she felt her contractions, the couple started their dash to the hospital.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:23:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British man was found hiding in his ex-partner's dog kennel</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14995_A-British-man-was-found-hiding-in-his-ex-partners-dog-kennel.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British man was found hiding in his ex-partner's dog kennel after he was banned from contacting her.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:22:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Man landed his private jet on a golf course to take his son to a tennis lesson</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14994_Man-landed-his-private-jet-on-a-golf-course-to-take-his-son-to-a-tennis-lesson.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US man was so worried his son would miss his tennis lesson he landed his private jet on a golf course.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:22:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Nagging wife left a man impotent</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14992_Nagging-wife-left-a-man-impotent.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sergio Vinucci, from Parma, says being constantly moaned at by his spouse caused him so much stress he could no longer perform in the bedroom.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:19:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A French mayor has banned residents in his village from dying</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14991_A-French-mayor-has-banned-residents-in-his-village-from-dying.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mayor Gerard Lalanne has warned them that there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them and if they do pass away, there will be "severe punishment".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:18:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Polish builder sacked after being caught pleasuring himself with a vacuum cleaner</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14990_A-Polish-builder-sacked-after-being-caught-pleasuring-himself-with-a-vacuum-cleaner.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[
The man was allegedly discovered on his hands and knees, naked, with his manhood in the end of the cleaning product in the canteen at London's Great Ormond Street Hospital.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:18:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A French designer has invented the world's first sex doll for dogs</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14989_A-French-designer-has-invented-the-worlds-first-sex-doll-for-dogs.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Hotdoll is a dog-shaped figure which allows pooches to get their sexual needs.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A bikini model in Japan has been cleared of a crime - because of her large breasts</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14988_A-bikini-model-in-Japan-has-been-cleared-of-a-crime---because-of-her-large-breasts.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Serena Kozakura was convicted of property destruction in 2007 when she allegedly kicked a hole in a man's door before crawling inside.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:18:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese man has set up a service to help couples split up</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14987_A-Chinese-man-has-set-up-a-service-to-help-couples-split-up.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[He said: "If they break up in person, both parties may become emotional and unreasonable."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:17:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A 101-year-old British man is set to become the world's oldest competitive athlete</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14986_A-101-year-old-British-man-is-set-to-become-the-worlds-oldest-competitive-athlete.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Buster Martin - who has already run the Roding Valley half marathon in Essex in five hours 13 minutes - is now focusing on London's 26-mile event next month.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:16:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man attacked someone with his anger management homework</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_14985_A-US-man-attacked-someone-with-his-anger-management-homework.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Justin Boudin, 27, was on his way to a class - which helps him with his aggressive behaviour - when he assaulted a 59-year-old woman at a bus stop.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 March 2008 11:16:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Are there robots in this world?</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_13681_Are-there-robots-in-this-world.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[These people are perfect to the point of being robotic.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 29 February 2008 03:28:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>English brewers have invented a shellfish flavoured beer</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12982_English-brewers-have-invented-a-shellfish-flavoured-beer.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[English brewers have invented a shellfish flavoured beer. The tipple - called Scallop Stout - is set to be the main attraction at a local scallop festival in Kent.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:27:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British walker has been reunited with his false teeth after spotting them in a magazine</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12981_A-British-walker-has-been-reunited-with-his-false-teeth-after-spotting-them-in-a-magazine.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[David Packer, from Manchester, lost the dentures while walking in the Lake District in January 2007.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:27:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A suffering Spaniard has had a bullet removed - 70 years after he was shot</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12980_A-suffering-Spaniard-has-had-a-bullet-removed---70-years-after-he-was-shot.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[88-year-old Faustino Olivera was struck by a rifle shot during the Spanish Civil War in 1936 and doctors failed to notice the bullet which had been lodged in his left shoulder.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:27:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Woman arrested after accidentally depositing drugs into her bank account</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12979_Woman-arrested-after-accidentally-depositing-drugs-into-her-bank-account.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The offending bag of methamphetamine was put in an envelope at a cash deposit machine in Bremerton, Washington state, along with a wad of money.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:27:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US woman claims she can remember almost every detail of her life</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12978_A-US-woman-claims-she-can-remember-almost-every-detail-of-her-life.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 42-year-old Californian, known as AJ, has been dubbed Total Recall by scientists as she can picture where she was, what she did and what made the headlines on any date since 1976.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:26:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British New Year reveller has been accused of littering</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12977_A-British-New-Year-reveller-has-been-accused-of-littering.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Heidi Lebers, 39, from Sussex, released the balloon with a message reading: "Happy New Year to whoever finds this when it lands".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:26:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An overweight British cat has been put on a strict diet after getting stuck in his flap</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12976_An-overweight-British-cat-has-been-put-on-a-strict-diet-after-getting-stuck-in-his-flap.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The feline's owner Molly Oliver, 68, thought Sooty's weight gain was harmless but decided to take him to the vets when she had to prise him free from the door.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:26:28 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British girl's cinema date with her pet chipmunk ended in tears</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12975_A-British-girls-cinema-date-with-her-pet-chipmunk-ended-in-tears.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Sarah Stoke, five, thought her furry friend would love to see new cartoon film 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' and snuck the pet into the movie theatre.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:26:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A married British couple have bought the train seats they both sat on when they first met</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12974_A-married-British-couple-have-bought-the-train-seats-they-both-sat-on-when-they-first-met.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jonathan Roberts, 57, and wife Jacqueline, 54, were stuck standing on a packed London commuter train when the conductor invited them to sit in two spare first class spaces.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:26:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German woman who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12973_A-German-woman-who-became-pregnant-after-an-online-sex-auction-has-won-a-court-battle.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Six different men won the auctions for a night of passion with the woman between April and May last year.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:25:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An eloping Italian man has been tracked down by his wife</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12972_An-eloping-Italian-man-has-been-tracked-down-by-his-wife.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Martino Garibaldi emptied the family bank account of &#65533;000 before fleeing his home town of Montecalvo.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:25:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Thai police launched an operation to stop teenagers from having sex</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12971_Thai-police-launched-an-operation-to-stop-teenagers-from-having-sex.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Officers patrolled parks, restaurants and shopping malls as they are "the starting points for potential sexual activities that will be done at home or motels."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:24:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An English man was arrested at gunpoint for carrying an MP3 player</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12970_An-English-man-was-arrested-at-gunpoint-for-carrying-an-MP3-player.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Darren Nixon, who had his earphones in, was oblivious to armed policeman tailing him as he walked home from work after somebody raised the alarm when they saw him changing tracks. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:24:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Residents in a British village have applied for a grant to buy a donkey</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12969_Residents-in-a-British-village-have-applied-for-a-grant-to-buy-a-donkey.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[More than 30 villagers claim they cannot reach their homes, in Chalfont, Gloucestershire, by car because the rod is too narrow.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:22:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Czech woman was left stunned after finding a baked mouse in her fresh loaf of bread</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12968_A-Czech-woman-was-left-stunned-after-finding-a-baked-mouse-in-her-fresh-loaf-of-bread.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hana Korinkova claimed the rodent dropped out of the loaf as she cut into it and slid onto the side of the table.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:22:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Polish man has been arrested for vandalism</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12967_A-Polish-man-has-been-arrested-for-vandalism.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Janusz Nowak, 61, was arrested as he posted the message on a pavement in the southern Polish town of Sosnowiec.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:22:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Overweight Mexican police officers are being offered cash rewards</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12966_Overweight-Mexican-police-officers-are-being-offered-cash-rewards.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Authorities in Aguascalientes want to offer &#65533;100 peso) for every 2lb the chubby policemen shed.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:21:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Swedish teacher has been convicted of sexual harassment</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12965_A-Swedish-teacher-has-been-convicted-of-sexual-harassment.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 47-year-old exposed her chest to the boy as punishment after he covered the blackboard with swear words and sexual drawings.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:21:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Polish woman faces a year in jail after making over 700 calls to emergency services demanding sex</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12964_A-Polish-woman-faces-a-year-in-jail-after-making-over-700-calls-to-emergency-services-demanding-sex.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Hanna Wozniak, 42, threatened to start a fire in her home in order to get a hunky fireman within groping distance.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:21:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Hong Kong company designed with gun-shaped egg fryers</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12963_A-Hong-Kong-company-designed-with-gun-shaped-egg-fryers.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Urban Trend's stainless steel fryers allow customers to serve up their fried eggs in a variety of weapon shapes, including a Magnum .45 and a Uzi.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:21:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese man has been fined for driving with an intravenous drip in his arm</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12962_A-Chinese-man-has-been-fined-for-driving-with-an-intravenous-drip-in-his-arm.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mr. Sun was stopped by police in Laishan city when they spotted him driving with an IV bottle hanging from his rear-view mirror, with the needle in his left arm.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:21:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German man used a fire extinguisher to put out her girlfriend's cigarette</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12961_A-German-man-used-a-fire-extinguisher-to-put-out-her-girlfriends-cigarette.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The anti-smoker coated his apartment in powder when he used the extinguisher in the apartment in the western city of Bielefeld.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:20:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Italian officials are selling lottery tickets for locals to win a place in the local cemetery</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12960_Italian-officials-are-selling-lottery-tickets-for-locals-to-win-a-place-in-the-local-cemetery.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The lottery was created because the town had to create an emergency graveyard containing 48 plots after the cemetery in Marano, near Naples, run out of space.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:20:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dutch criminals were found to be less aggressive when they smelt oranges</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12959_Dutch-criminals-were-found-to-be-less-aggressive-when-they-smelt-oranges.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Police in Holland's city Rotterdam - which has one of the highest crime rates in the Netherlands - said the four week study had discovered the criminals, some of which were violent drug pushers, were involved in less fights after they were exposed to the scent of oranges.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:19:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An English man is being immortalised in stone as a reward for 30 years service</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12958_An-English-man-is-being-immortalised-in-stone-as-a-reward-for-30-years-service.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Stuart Boyfield, 50, will have his face chiselled into a stone gargoyle at Lincolnshire's Lincoln Cathedral to thank him for unlocking and locking the cathedral's works yard every day since 1977.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:19:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Diners in an English restaurant found an obscene message in their bill</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12957_Diners-in-an-English-restaurant-found-an-obscene-message-in-their-bill.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Restaurant goers at Joe Delucci's steak and pasta house in Staffordshire's Lichfield found the words "Suck my d**k, f**k face" scrawled on their bill after they complained they had waited two hours for their food to arrive.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:17:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US firefighter's life was saved by a DVD</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12956_A-US-firefighters-life-was-saved-by-a-DVD.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Barry McRoy, from South Carolina, was off-duty and leaving a restaurant in Walterboro when two men entered fighting over a gun, which accidentally went off as they struggled for control.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:16:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Korean is facing charges after attempting to eat his landlady's dog</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12955_A-Korean-is-facing-charges-after-attempting-to-eat-his-landladys-dog.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Seoul resident, named only as Park, took the Chihuahua while his landlady was in the bathroom, and started to use the pooch to prepare it as his meal.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:16:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Lost cat turned up three-and-a-half years later</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12954_Lost-cat-turned-up-three-and-a-half-years-later.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Eight-year-old moggy Sam got scared when owner Elaine Woodham was taking him in her car for his annual injections.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:16:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Polish paramedics are taking to the street on bicycles to combat traffic problems</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12953_Polish-paramedics-are-taking-to-the-street-on-bicycles-to-combat-traffic-problems.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The medieval city of Krakow often becomes gridlocked with vehicles so specially designed bikes, complete with blue flashing lights, will now by used in an emergency.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:16:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Parts of a Polish city have been cornered off to allow young male drivers to speed</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12952_Parts-of-a-Polish-city-have-been-cornered-off-to-allow-young-male-drivers-to-speed.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Police in Lodz have decided to section off parts at night to allow youngsters to drive through at hell-raising speeds.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:15:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two US boys were shocked after discovering a live World War II hand grenade</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12951_Two-US-boys-were-shocked-after-discovering-a-live-World-War-II-hand-grenade.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The boys were then about to put the grenade into a bucket of water before Sidney's dad arrived home to find them in the dangerous situation.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:15:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An elderly Brit is being hunted by police after attempting to hold up a Post Office</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12950_An-elderly-Brit-is-being-hunted-by-police-after-attempting-to-hold-up-a-Post-Office.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The pensioner, aged 65 to 70, pulled out a knife, threatened the cashier and demanded money.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:15:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British man's life was saved after shaking hands with a doctor</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12949_A-British-mans-life-was-saved-after-shaking-hands-with-a-doctor.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mark Gurrieri, 36, was working at a restaurant when a friend introduced him to his dining partner, GP Chris Britt.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:14:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Italian woman has had her marriage annulled after her husband smoked cannabis</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12948_An-Italian-woman-has-had-her-marriage-annulled-after-her-husband-smoked-cannabis.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The conservative woman from Campagna had been battling for an annulment for 10 years after spotting her new husband rolling a marijuana joint on the first night of their marriage.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:14:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A kitten reunited with her owner after roaming the New York subway for 25 days</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12947_A-kitten-reunited-with-her-owner-after-roaming-the-New-York-subway-for-25-days.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Six-month-old Georgia managed to escape out of her carrier on an underground platform and scurried away.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:14:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Romanian teacher has been reprimanded after shooting one of his pupils</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12946_A-Romanian-teacher-has-been-reprimanded-after-shooting-one-of-his-pupils.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jane Ilie, 58, who teaches Maths at CFR High School in Craiova, has been suspended and is under police investigation for shooting the 15-year-old pupil who called a classmate a "goat".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:14:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US church has challenged its married members to have sex every day for a month</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_12945_A-US-church-has-challenged-its-married-members-to-have-sex-every-day-for-a-month.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Relevant Church in Ybor City, Florida, believe a love-making marathon could help cut high divorce rates.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 23 February 2008 05:08:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Police Community Officers locked themselves up after being confronted by a 13-year-old</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11064_Police-Community-Officers-locked-themselves-up-after-being-confronted-by-a-13-year-old.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The PCSOs had been summoned to a disturbance in a referral centre for juveniles in Plymouth but were forced to hide and call for back up when the teenager became abusive.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:30:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man has been cautioned after licking the toes of a woman he had just mugged</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11063_A-US-man-has-been-cautioned-after-licking-the-toes-of-a-woman-he-had-just-mugged.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Carlton Jermaine Davis, from Minnesota, approached the woman around 1 a.m. on September 9 2007 as she was leaving work and forced her to put her phone and purse inside a bag. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:28:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An obese German has been jailed for five years after squashing his wife to death</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11062_An-obese-German-has-been-jailed-for-five-years-after-squashing-his-wife-to-death.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 280lb male, from the northern town of Hildesheim, deliberately sat on his wife's chest for at least two minutes, breaking her ribs in 18 places, a court heard.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:28:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A five-year-old British managed to walk into a 'closed' bank</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11061_A-five-year-old-British-managed-to-walk-into-a-closed-bank.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A five-year-old British managed to walk into a bank, despite it being locked up for the weekend.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:25:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A cat defied the odds by surviving a 30 mile car journey trapped on the underside of the vehicle</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11060_A-cat-defied-the-odds-by-surviving-a-30-mile-car-journey-trapped-on-the-underside-of-the-vehicle.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Monty's owner John Cotgrave was driving at 60mph on the M60 motorway in Manchester when the cat eventually lost its grip.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:24:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Woman showed her love for her boyfriend by sticking 500 Post-it notes on his truck</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11059_Woman-showed-her-love-for-her-boyfriend-by-sticking-500-Post-it-notes-on-his-truck.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Claire Northcott is so smitten with Gordon Husband she decided to write 'I Love You' on all the notes and place them so everyone could see.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:23:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German man was fined after sending his manhood picture to a unknown woman via his mobile phone</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11058_A-German-man-was-fined-after-sending-his-manhood-picture-to-a-unknown-woman-via-his-mobile-phone.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 21-year-old male was reported to the police by the woman when she received the explicit photo.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:22:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two drunken British men attempted to hitch a lift home from a pub on the back of a dolphin</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11056_Two-drunken-British-men-attempted-to-hitch-a-lift-home-from-a-pub-on-the-back-of-a-dolphin.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Michael Jukes and Daniel Buck ignored signs about bothering the bottlenose which had been swimming near the shore at Folkestone, Kent, and grabbed its dorsal fin and tail.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:19:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A 92-year-old blind US man stunned his fellow golfers after hitting a hole-in-one</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11055_A-92-year-old-blind-US-man-stunned-his-fellow-golfers-after-hitting-a-hole-in-one.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Leo Fiyalko was playing a 110-yard, par-3 hole in Clearwater, Florida, and hit the ball straight into the hole.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:18:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Restaurants in the US could soon not be allowed to serve obese customers</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11054_Restaurants-in-the-US-could-soon-not-be-allowed-to-serve-obese-customers.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The bill in Mississippi would allow health inspectors to revoke the licence of any restaurant that "repeatedly" feeds extremely overweight people.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:18:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brides-to-be are forcing their bridesmaids to sign contracts</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11053_Brides-to-be-are-forcing-their-bridesmaids-to-sign-contracts.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Brides-to-be are forcing their bridesmaids to sign contracts forbidding them to put on weight or get pregnant.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:17:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Wearing high heels may improve women's sex life</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11052_Wearing-high-heels-may-improve-womens-sex-life.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dr Maria Cerruto, an urologist and self-professed lover of high heels, says 2ins high heels can help improve pelvic floor muscles.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:16:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Stranger came up to a couple in a café and handed them a blank cheque</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11050_Stranger-came-up-to-a-couple-in-a-café-and-handed-them-a-blank-cheque.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The pair, known only as Alissa and Barry, were eating in Iowa's Dr Salami's Cafe when the stranger approached them and asked if they had any kids.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:16:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A drunk British student swallowed his room key</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11048_A-drunk-British-student-swallowed-his-room-key.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Chris Foster, who's at Bournemouth University, had been enjoying a night out with friends but when it was clear he'd had too much to drink, his pals decided to take him home.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:14:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Boy got stuck in a pair of handcuffs he found in his mum's bedroom</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11046_Boy-got-stuck-in-a-pair-of-handcuffs-he-found-in-his-mums-bedroom.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An eight-year-old British boy had to be freed by firefighters after getting stuck in a pair of handcuffs he found in his mum's bedroom.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:10:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Austrian movie-goers allowed to take their dogs with them to the cinema</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11044_Austrian-movie-goers-allowed-to-take-their-dogs-with-them-to-the-cinema.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Admiral cinema in Vienna has been struggling against competition from new multiplex cinemas which have been built nearby so bosses have started a monthly Doggy Day.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:08:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Pay for their drinks by saying prayers!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11043_Pay-for-their-drinks-by-saying-prayers.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jedro coffee shop in Zagreb wants consumers to say a certain number of prayers in return for their beverages.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:07:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Hungarian lawyer is facing court action after biting a female colleague's breast</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11042_A-Hungarian-lawyer-is-facing-court-action-after-biting-a-female-colleagues-breast.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Laszlo Papp, 32, head lawyer for the Mayor's Office in Gyor, reportedly told Imola Kovac, 26: "I don't fancy my chicken breast - I think I'll try yours instead."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:06:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Man was charged for punching a guy who looked at him while using a pub's urinals</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11041_Man-was-charged-for-punching-a-guy-who-looked-at-him-while-using-a-pubs-urinals.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Edward Aldridge, 47, hit his victim twice after he used the urinal next to him in a pub in Christchurch, accusing him of staring at his manhood.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:06:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Officer sex change</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_11040_Officer-sex-change.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An Austrian army officer shocked his fellow soldiers by taking three months of leave and coming back as a woman.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 10 February 2008 09:05:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British grandmother has found the engagement ring after her grandson dug it up</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10033_A-British-grandmother-has-found-the-engagement-ring-after-her-grandson-dug-it-up.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Violet Booth had thrown the piece of jewellery into a field after an argument with her then-fiancé Samuel in 1941.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:30:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A chimpanzee who has starred in several movies is writing his autobiography</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10032_A-chimpanzee-who-has-starred-in-several-movies-is-writing-his-autobiography.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Cheeta the Chimp, who appeared in a dozen 'Tarzan' films, will publish his memoirs after being approached by the publisher Fourth Estate.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:29:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A New Zealand man has been cautioned after flashing at a police officer</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10031_A-New-Zealand-man-has-been-cautioned-after-flashing-at-a-police-officer.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[James Wayne Pritchard had been drinking all evening and on his walk home decided to bare all to an oncoming car.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:29:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Russian woman returned home to find her house was no longer there</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10030_A-Russian-woman-returned-home-to-find-her-house-was-no-longer-there.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Lyudmila Martemyanova was devastated after discovering her home was torn down mistakenly by construction workers clearing a site. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:29:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Welsh fire brigade made an emergency dash</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10029_A-Welsh-fire-brigade-made-an-emergency-dash.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jim senior, owner of 32 expensive Koi carp, was terrified his fish would die as water leaked from the tank and his hose couldn't fill it up quick enough.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:25:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British boy was cured of his deafness after a cotton wool bud popped out of his ear</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10028_A-British-boy-was-cured-of-his-deafness-after-a-cotton-wool-bud-popped-out-of-his-ear.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jerome Bartens, 11, had been unable to hear anything on his right side for nine years and his parents suspected he had poked something into his ear.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:25:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Marijuana vending machines has been launched</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10027_Marijuana-vending-machines-has-been-launched.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[However, the machines can only be used by people who have been prescribed the drug for health reasons and patients will have to provide a prescription, and be fingerprinted and photographed before being allowed to use the facilities.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:24:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An eagle has befriended a rabbit</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10026_An-eagle-has-befriended-a-rabbit.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The eagle was given the rabbit by its owner at China's Beizhamen Bird Market, Zhengzho City, for it to eat.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:24:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An old people's home for gay residents has become a huge success</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10025_An-old-peoples-home-for-gay-residents-has-become-a-huge-success.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The four-story facility in Berlin, which caters for 28 residents in luxury rooms, is fully booked.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:23:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A playground for pensioners has opened in Britain</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10024_A-playground-for-pensioners-has-opened-in-Britain.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The older People's Play Area, in Manchester, has six pieces of equipment, which help to strengthen hips, tone legs and train the upper body.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:23:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A nine-year-old steered his mother's car to safety when she blacked out at 70mph</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10023_A-nine-year-old-steered-his-mothers-car-to-safety-when-she-blacked-out-at-70mph.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jonathan Anderson - who was travelling with his mum on the A38 in Plympton, Devon - grabbed the steering wheel as the car lost control and hit the road's central barrier.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:20:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Spanish driver is suing the family of a man he killed for the damage to his car</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10020_A-Spanish-driver-is-suing-the-family-of-a-man-he-killed-for-the-damage-to-his-car.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Tomas Delgado is suing the family for $29,300 after claiming 17-year-old Enaitz Iriondo's body caused $20,500 of damage to his Audi A8.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:20:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A crocodile found his home by the 14th hole of a golf course</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10019_A-crocodile-found-his-home-by-the-14th-hole-of-a-golf-course.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Golfers at the Willows Golf Club were surprised when they found a metre-long freshwater crocodile in the lake following severe flooding in the town of Townsville.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:19:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German priest started paying the people to come see him</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10018_A-German-priest-started-paying-the-people-to-come-see-him.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[When Father Burkhard Westphal began handing out envelopes containing five euro notes during Sunday mass at his church in Collinghorst, the number of attendees rose from 60 to 189.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:18:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Croatian teacher who has been falling asleep in class is set to be sacked</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_10017_A-Croatian-teacher-who-has-been-falling-asleep-in-class-is-set-to-be-sacked.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Parents of the 23 children at the Meje Primary School in the southern Croatian town of Split have asked for the 44-year-old female language teacher to be axed.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 3 February 2008 08:17:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mouse in dinner</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9924_Mouse-in-dinner.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The patient was happily eating his dinner when he came across the head among his steamed vegetables.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 2 February 2008 09:06:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A cow caused havoc on a motorway</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9923_A-cow-caused-havoc-on-a-motorway.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The cow stopped traffic in both directions after it got onto a major motorway near Nerang, a town south of Brisbane.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 2 February 2008 09:05:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ashes of a British grandmother have been used as a trail for her local running club</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9922_Ashes-of-a-British-grandmother-have-been-used-as-a-trail-for-her-local-running-club.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Hash House Harriers in Dorset wanted to pay respect to their former member, Gladys Wood, and decided to mix her ashes with sawdust and flour to make a five mile running trail.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 2 February 2008 09:04:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Human tongue for dinner</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9892_Human-tongue-for-dinner.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Slovenian doctor was shocked when he was served up a human tongue in a hospital canteen.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 1 February 2008 03:30:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German holiday company to offer naked flights</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9891_A-German-holiday-company-to-offer-naked-flights.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Travel agency website Ossiurlaub.de is planning a trial nudist day trip from Erfurt to the Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing £370.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 1 February 2008 03:29:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>British policewomen refuse to wear official trousers for making their bottoms too big</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9309_British-policewomen-refuse-to-wear-official-trousers-for-making-their-bottoms-too-big.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dozens of female officers complained to trade magazine Police Review how the high waists bands and ill-fitting material do not flatter their figures.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:34:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A theft-proof police car was stolen in Berlin</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9308_A-theft-proof-police-car-was-stolen-in-Berlin.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The high-tech £75,000 BMW - which is equipped with electronic locks and immobilisers so it can't be stolen - was taken when two officers jumped out to chase a joy-rider on foot after he had abandoned a stolen car.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:33:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Australian man shot by a rescuer trying to free him from the jaws of a crocodile</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9307_An-Australian-man-shot-by-a-rescuer-trying-to-free-him-from-the-jaws-of-a-crocodile.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jason Grant was attacked by the reptile as he tried to collect crocodile eggs from a popular tourist spot on the Mary River, near Darwin in Northern Australia.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:32:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two British brothers are planning to set up a ‘Star Wars' themed church in Wales</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9306_Two-British-brothers-are-planning-to-set-up-a-Star-Wars-themed-church-in-Wales.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Barney and Daniel Jones are huge fans of the sci-fi films and want fellow devotees to be able to join them at the UK Church of the Jedi in the village of Anglesey.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:31:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US thief kicked out a police car's window claiming he was claustrophobic</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9305_A-US-thief-kicked-out-a-police-cars-window-claiming-he-was-claustrophobic.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Derrick Logan Dale, from Florida, was being carted off by officers after allegedly stealing a woman's handbag.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:30:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The world's first transparent toaster has been invented</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9304_The-worlds-first-transparent-toaster-has-been-invented.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The device, which is made of glass, lets people see their bread as it browns, then eject the slice as soon as it turns the perfect colour.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:30:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British dentist is starting to give patients check-ups over the internet</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9303_A-British-dentist-is-starting-to-give-patients-check-ups-over-the-internet.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jerry Watson, from London, examines their teeth via webcam and then decides if he needs to see them in person.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:30:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British teen becomes a pop sensation after posting a video to youtube</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9298_A-British-teen-becomes-a-pop-sensation-after-posting-a-video-to-youtube.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British teenager has become a huge pop sensation in the Far East after posting a video of herself singing in Korean on the internet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:16:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A man survived on rotten meat for four days after being trapped under his car</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9297_A-man-survived-on-rotten-meat-for-four-days-after-being-trapped-under-his-car.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ken Hildebrand was collecting animal traps near Calgary when his vehicle hit a rock and rolled over, trapping him underneath.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:15:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>British man banned from getting on a bus after walking his girlfriend on a lead</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9296_British-man-banned-from-getting-on-a-bus-after-walking-his-girlfriend-on-a-lead.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Girlfriend added: "I am a pet, I generally act animal like and I lead a really easy life."]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:14:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two Australians sent to jail after stealing bred rolls</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9295_Two-Australians-sent-to-jail-after-stealing-bred-rolls.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Benjamin Jorgensen and Donna Hayes raided Melbourne's Cuckoo Restaurant last April and Jorgensen grabbed what he thought was a bag of money.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:11:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Duck becomes a local celebrity for singing, dancing and counting</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9294_Duck-becomes-a-local-celebrity-for-singing-dancing-and-counting.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Bengberg, Chinese for Silly, accompanies is owner, Du Xinai to the local agricultural market to buy vegetables, wearing a tiny pair of hoes and a red scarf.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 27 January 2008 11:10:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chinese couple furious after seeing their kissing video on youtube</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9229_Chinese-couple-furious-after-seeing-their-kissing-video-on-youtube.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Chinese couple are furious after a video of them kissing on hugging on the subway was leaked onto the internet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:46:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The world's biggest fish finger has been created</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9228_The-worlds-biggest-fish-finger-has-been-created.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The huge fish stick, coated with breadcrumbs, was served up by a British MP outside London's House of Parliament earlier this week.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:45:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A kitten survived a plane trip across the US after being locked in a suitcase</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9227_A-kitten-survived-a-plane-trip-across-the-US-after-being-locked-in-a-suitcase.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[10-month-old tabby Gracie Mae was stowed away in Seth Levy's luggage and was mistakenly picked up by the wrong person after a 2 1/2 hour plane trip from Florida to Texas.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:41:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Mourners at a wake in Chile were shocked when the ‘dead' man woke up</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9226_Mourners-at-a-wake-in-Chile-were-shocked-when-the-dead-man-woke-up.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Feliberto Carrasco's cold and limp body had been discovered by his relatives, who were convinced the 81-year-old was dead so called an undertaker not a doctor.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:41:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Man was shocked after he was delivered a human eyeball in the middle of the night</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9225_Man-was-shocked-after-he-was-delivered-a-human-eyeball-in-the-middle-of-the-night.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The man, who was staying at the hotel in Tasmania, opened the door to the doorman, who gave him a foam box containing a single human eyeball.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:39:50 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The world's hairiest man begins looking for love on the internet</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9224_The-worlds-hairiest-man-begins-looking-for-love-on-the-internet.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Yu Zhenhuan - who was named as the planet's most hairiest male by the Guiness Book of Records in 2002 - has started using an online dating agency after splitting up from his girlfriend. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:18:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Dwarves placed into luggage holds of coaches to steal passengers' belongings</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9223_Dwarves-placed-into-luggage-holds-of-coaches-to-steal-passengers-belongings.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Once inside the holds, they slip out from their bags and rifle through the belongings of unsuspecting travellers.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:17:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>300,000 pounds to find out how much greenhouse gas is released when cows belch</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_9222_300000-pounds-to-find-out-how-much-greenhouse-gas-is-released-when-cows-belch.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[About 20 of the animals will participate in the project run by the Swedish University for Agricultural Sciences. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 26 January 2008 12:16:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bragster dares Simon Cowell to do something while he's still alive</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8682_Bragster-dares-Simon-Cowell-to-do-something-while-hes-still-alive.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Should Simon Cowell accept their dare and go for it within the next 30 days, they'll contribute $1,000 of their own little money to that charity. They think they are probably not taking much risk, but they'd love you to prove them wrong.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 22 January 2008 08:18:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Almost 10% of young Chinese netizens suffer Internet addiction: Survey</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8302_Almost-10-of-young-Chinese-netizens-suffer-Internet-addiction-Survey.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A new survey has revealed that about 9.7 percent of Chinese netizen between 13 and 30 are addicted to the Internet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 20 January 2008 12:18:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A New York man is being held in custody after taking his pet snake for a walk</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8279_A-New-York-man-is-being-held-in-custody-after-taking-his-pet-snake-for-a-walk.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Curtis Dewberry was spotted walking down Montauk Highway in Long Island with a 14ft Burmese python wrapped around his body.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:10:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Suspicious package turned out to be a vibrator</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8278_Suspicious-package-turned-out-to-be-a-vibrator.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Swedish bomb disposal squad called to deal with a suspicious package were shocked when it turned out to be a vibrator.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:09:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Liverpool fire station have cancelled their annual charity party</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8277_A-Liverpool-fire-station-have-cancelled-their-annual-charity-party.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Liverpool fire station have cancelled their annual charity party after fears children will slip on fizzy drink.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:08:25 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chest-baring criminal</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8276_Chest-baring-criminal.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Malaysian singer has been sentenced to community service after angering officials by ripping off his shirt and baring his chest during a concert in Kuala Lumpur.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 12:07:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Man complain after getting his manhood trapped in a mannequin</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8273_Man-complain-after-getting-his-manhood-trapped-in-a-mannequin.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 31-year-old from Doncaster purchased the female clothing doll over the internet from online shop Displaysense thinking it was a sex toy.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:58:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Spanish artist faces prosecution after releasing a million plastic balls</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8272_A-Spanish-artist-faces-prosecution-after-releasing-a-million-plastic-balls.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Graziano Cecchini staged his stunt in a bid to raise the profile of the Karen people, an ethnic group who live in hilly eastern border region of Burma.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:57:22 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Lithuanian woman arrested for shoplifting had been registered dead</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8271_A-Lithuanian-woman-arrested-for-shoplifting-had-been-registered-dead.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Police launched an investigation after Natalya Pavlova, 27, came up as deceased on their system.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:56:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A man from Indiana shot himself in the testicle while trying to rob a convenience store</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8270_A-man-from-Indiana-shot-himself-in-the-testicle-while-trying-to-rob-a-convenience-store.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Derrick Kosch entered the Village Pantry in Indiana's Kokomo waving a semiautomatic handgun and demanding money and cigarettes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:55:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Dutch man pretended to be a Catholic priest and was hiding cocaine in his robes</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8269_A-Dutch-man-pretended-to-be-a-Catholic-priest-and-was-hiding-cocaine-in-his-robes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The suspect raised suspicion when he refused to have a routine body check at Amsterdam's Schiphol Airport "for religious reasons".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:44:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Lone female shark gave birth after never coming into contact with a male</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8268_Lone-female-shark-gave-birth-after-never-coming-into-contact-with-a-male.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The white-tipped reef shark, named Ibolya, miraculously produced the pup at the Nyiregyhaza Centre.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:43:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Venice officials are planning to introduce speed cameras to their canals</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8267_Venice-officials-are-planning-to-introduce-speed-cameras-to-their-canals.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Deputy Mayor Michele Vianello hopes the presence of the cameras will force motor boat owners to slow down.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:43:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Double-decker disaster</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8266_Double-decker-disaster.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Transylvanian officials have been left red-faced after spending £200,000 on a luxury coach that doesn't fit through the gates of the historic city of Brasov.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:29:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese woman claims her cat can speak</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8265_A-Chinese-woman-claims-her-cat-can-speak.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Granny Lv, from Changchun city, says her cat Mimi stunned friends when he called for his owner.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:28:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Australian man lost his arm after waving out of a car window at two young women</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8264_Australian-man-lost-his-arm-after-waving-out-of-a-car-window-at-two-young-women.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 20-year-old was a passenger in a pick-up truck at Bunbury when he waved at two ladies in a car wash.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:27:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British woman has been left devastated after her 58-year-old oven broke</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8263_A-British-woman-has-been-left-devastated-after-her-58-year-old-oven-broke.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Dorothy Phoenix, who had used the cooker foe almost six decades, will now have to trade it in for a more modern model after the hotplate broke and no one could fix it.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:26:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German man fell out of a window together with his christmas tree</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8262_A-German-man-fell-out-of-a-window-together-with-his-christmas-tree.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A German man fell out of a third storey window after attempting to throw his used Christmas tree into the street.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:26:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese man was shocked after his 2-day frozen chicken became alive</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8259_A-Chinese-man-was-shocked-after-his-2-day-frozen-chicken-became-alive.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Gan Shugen put the hen, which was wrapped in a thick plastic bag with its legs bound, straight in the freezer assuming it was dead.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:14:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A New Zealand man has been charged with drink driving a lawnmower</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8254_A-New-Zealand-man-has-been-charged-with-drink-driving-a-lawnmower.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Richard Gunn was stopped by police after they saw him driving through Dargaville town at 21.30.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:04:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bulgarian brothers divided their house with barbed wire</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8253_Bulgarian-brothers-divided-their-house-with-barbed-wire.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Two Bulgarian brothers have had to divide their house with barbed wire after suing each other more than 200 times.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:03:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Romanian church has banned candles because of ICE</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_8252_Romanian-church-has-banned-candles-because-of-ICE.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Romanian church has banned candles because the building made entirely of ice.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 19 January 2008 11:02:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Chinese official fired for spending too much money on his mother¡¯s funeral</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7711_Chinese-official-fired-for-spending-too-much-money-on-his-mother¡¯s-funeral.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Xie Pingfa, the former director of a highway administration in the southern province of Guandong, was punished for breaking party rules on ¡°self discipline and integrity¡± for officials and cadres.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:45:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US thief stabbed himself in the abdomen after hiding them down his trousers</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7710_A-US-thief-stabbed-himself-in-the-abdomen-after-hiding-them-down-his-trousers.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The hapless criminal was fleeing Michigan superstore Meiher Inc.  with 0„5150 worth of knives stuck in his waistband when he was confronted by the store¡¯s employees and a fight broke out.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:45:15 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Pet dog dug out family's dead pet cat</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7709_Pet-dog-dug-out-familys-dead-pet-cat.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Robert and Mavis Bell buried their cat Arthur in the back garden when he died aged 17.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:44:40 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Teenager blamed marijuana for him stealing two crocodiles and a monkey</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7708_Teenager-blamed-marijuana-for-him-stealing-two-crocodiles-and-a-monkey.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Watts said he intended to sell the stolen baby crocodiles and marmoset monkey but had been unable to find buyers.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:44:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A US man sent a severed cow¡¯s head to his wife¡¯s lover</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7707_A-US-man-sent-a-severed-cow¡¯s-head-to-his-wife¡¯s-lover.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Jason Michael Fife has now been sentenced to probation and community service for mailing the unconventional package, which arrived on June 1 2006.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:43:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Achoolboy caused chaos after he hacked into a city’s public transport system</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7706_Achoolboy-caused-chaos-after-he-hacked-into-a-citys-public-transport-system.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The 14-year-old, described by teachers as a model pupil and an electronics genius, changed the track points and told police he did it for a joke.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:40:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two Czech men got stuck in a billiard table</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7705_Two-Czech-men-got-stuck-in-a-billiard-table.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The two pool players, from Karlovy Vary, were searching in the table¡¯s pockets to find a ball but their hands became trapped inside.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:38:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Croatian soldier has had a four-inch needle removed from his stomach</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7704_A-Croatian-soldier-has-had-a-four-inch-needle-removed-from-his-stomach.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Croatian soldier has had a four-inch needle removed from his stomach after suffering from stabbing pains for several years.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:36:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>British girl survived on a diet of almost nothing but chips for the past ten years</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7703_British-girl-survived-on-a-diet-of-almost-nothing-but-chips-for-the-past-ten-years.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Faye Campbell suffered from a rare condition which made her ill every time she tried anything else, driving her parents Carolyn and Mark mad.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:35:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Boy glued his hand to his bed not to go to school</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7702_Boy-glued-his-hand-to-his-bed-not-to-go-to-school.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Diego Palacios, 10, didn¡¯t want to return to school after the Christmas holidays so found a way he couldn¡¯t leave his bedroom.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:24:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Chinese man pulled a small airplane more than ten meteres using just his teeth</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7701_A-Chinese-man-pulled-a-small-airplane-more-than-ten-meteres-using-just-his-teeth.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Zhang Shaoxiong used a red rope tied to the front wheel to pull the 1.4 tonne Nanchang CJ-6 plane in Red Sun square in Xiangtan city.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:23:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drunk german driver arrested after stopping to ask a policeman the time</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7700_Drunk-german-driver-arrested-after-stopping-to-ask-a-policeman-the-time.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Ralf Bergmann, 23,had been on an alcohol-fuelled trip to neighbouring Poland with a group of friends and stopped his car to ask a passerby what time it was.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:22:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A Romanian man was rushed to hospital after discovering a dead mouse in his beer</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7699_A-Romanian-man-was-rushed-to-hospital-after-discovering-a-dead-mouse-in-his-beer.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Mihai Stanescu was enjoying a drink in a bar in Bacau but soon realised it didn¡¯t taste right and then spotted the deceased rodent.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:21:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An Italian airport has splashed out £7,500 on a golden eagle</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7697_An-Italian-airport-has-splashed-out-£7500-on-a-golden-eagle.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An Italian airport has splashed out £7,500 on a golden eagle in a bid to keep wildlife off the runway.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:20:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A German employer is being sued after sacking non-smoker</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7696_A-German-employer-is-being-sued-after-sacking-non-smoker.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A German employer is being sued after sacking non-smokers because they moaned about being surrounded by smoke.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:18:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>An unemployed Austrian man has lived in hospitals for three years</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7695_An-unemployed-Austrian-man-has-lived-in-hospitals-for-three-years.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[An unemployed Austrian man has lived in hospitals for three years after convincing more than 90 clinics to admit him with fake illnesses.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:16:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two US men wheeled their dead friend around the streets</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7692_Two-US-men-wheeled-their-dead-friend-around-the-streets.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Two US men have been arrested after wheeling their dead friend around the streets of New York City in an office chair.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:14:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British teenager accidentially changes his name while being drunk</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7691_A-British-teenager-accidentially-changes-his-name-while-being-drunk.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British teenager was shocked to discover he’d changed his name by deed poll after a drunken night out.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:12:37 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>A British man came out as a transvestite</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7690_A-British-man-came-out-as-a-transvestite.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A British man came out as a transvestite by posing in a dress on his wedding day.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:11:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brothel bother</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_7689_Brothel-bother.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Polish man was left “dumbfounded” after visiting a brothel and discovering his wife was one of the employees.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 15 January 2008 04:10:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Man prescribed one Viagra a week claims infringement of human rights!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_6292_Man-prescribed-one-Viagra-a-week-claims-infringement-of-human-rights.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A divorcee has indicted medics of infringing his human rights after they prescribed him just one Viagra tablet a week.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 4 January 2008 04:16:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Pigeon falls head over heels for a man!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_4764_Pigeon-falls-head-over-heels-for-a-man.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[  A pigeon has fallen head over heels in love with a man.    ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 23 December 2007 11:46:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The woman who drives at 10mph due to fear of driving!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_4712_The-woman-who-drives-at-10mph-due-to-fear-of-driving.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A woman who is suffering from a clinical fear of driving is facing a ban after cops found her crawling down the motorway at 10 mph.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 22 December 2007 05:06:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>How an SMS sex invite can land you in a soup!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_3308_How-an-SMS-sex-invite-can-land-you-in-a-soup.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A 31-year-old Kiwi man found out the hard way that you shouldn't always believe the text messages you receive, especially if they hold the promise of an evening in the sack with two young women.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 December 2007 02:25:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Granny takes loaded handgun to protect herself in Disney World</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_3214_Granny-takes-loaded-handgun-to-protect-herself-in-Disney-World.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A 63-year-old grandmother has been arrested for allegedly trying to enter Disney World with a loaded handgun.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 December 2007 09:34:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Meet the man who got locked in a dark, freezing loo for four days!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_3213_Meet-the-man-who-got-locked-in-a-dark-freezing-loo-for-four-days.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ David Leggat would perhaps never want to talk about toilets - for the retired teacher went to the loo for a minute and ended up trapped in a freezing lavatory for four days.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 12 December 2007 09:34:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Millionaire Sharif does not have a car</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2941_Millionaire-Sharif-does-not-have-a-car.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Former Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has declared his net wealth at Rs 102.4 million, but he does not own a car. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 10 December 2007 11:43:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Beauty pageant for camels!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2880_Beauty-pageant-for-camels.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Beauty pageants are not just for pretty women, for the latest to join the beauty race are camels!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 9 December 2007 12:23:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Woman breaks into jail to have sex with hubby!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2362_Woman-breaks-into-jail-to-have-sex-with-hubby.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A woman broke into a prison facility to have sex with her husband!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 5 December 2007 12:47:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Thai people have been banned from having sex tomorrow</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2262_Thai-people-have-been-banned-from-having-sex-tomorrow.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The king, who holds the title of the world's longest reigning monarch, is hugely well-respected by the people of Thailand and it is tradition to honour his birthday by abstaining from certain pleasures and pastimes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 4 December 2007 05:03:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Now, loos are just an SMS away!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2160_Now-loos-are-just-an-SMS-away.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Now public conveniences are just a text message away.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 4 December 2007 01:14:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>How divorce damages the environment</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2125_How-divorce-damages-the-environment.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Apart from protecting their kids from the trauma of divorce, discontented couples might just have another reason to stick together - environment.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 3 December 2007 10:52:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>At Nandankanan Zoo, adopt an animal and get tax rebate</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2119_At-Nandankanan-Zoo-adopt-an-animal-and-get-tax-rebate.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Animal lovers in Orissa have reason to rejoice, as the Nandankanan Zoo authorities are all set to launch a novel scheme that will ensure a tax rebate on adoption of an animal by the income tax department. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 3 December 2007 10:27:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Letter warns Peshawar University on socialising of boys and girls</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2028_Letter-warns-Peshawar-University-on-socialising-of-boys-and-girls.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ An unnamed letter to the University of Peshawar has asked it to stop the "inter-mixing" of male and female students.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 3 December 2007 11:22:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>40 % of 6-year-old Brit girls want to change their looks!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2027_40-of-6-year-old-Brit-girls-want-to-change-their-looks.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A poll has found that two out of five girls between the age group of 6 to 12 want to change their appearance.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 3 December 2007 11:17:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Two in three Oz women binge drink</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_2004_Two-in-three-Oz-women-binge-drink.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A survey has revealed that two out of three Australian women binge drink.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 1 December 2007 07:49:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Condoms no longer to be considered a proof of prostitution in China</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1959_Condoms-no-longer-to-be-considered-a-proof-of-prostitution-in-China.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ According to an official with the AIDS prevention committee under the State Council of China, condoms will no longer be considered as an evidence of prostitution by Public security departments.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 1 December 2007 11:46:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brit cops given incredible handbook on how to spot a drunk!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1954_Brit-cops-given-incredible-handbook-on-how-to-spot-a-drunk.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ With the festive season just round the corner, a handbook has been passed to British police officers who are tasked with keeping order, which would help them spot a drunk.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 1 December 2007 11:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Prostitute auctions 27 hours of sex for disabled kids' charity</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1933_Prostitute-auctions-27-hours-of-sex-for-disabled-kids-charity.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A prostitute in Chile has auctioned 27 hours of sex to help raise money for a disabled children's charity.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 30 November 2007 04:49:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>"Terrorist monkeys", the biggest scare at Kanpur zoo</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1931_Terrorist-monkeys-the-biggest-scare-at-Kanpur-zoo.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ It's been two years when two notorious monkeys, who had terrorised residents of Hamirpur District, were nabbed and caged in Kanpur Zoo. Time has passed but the scare is still there in everyone's mind at the zoo here.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 30 November 2007 04:44:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Delivering cash safely to bank can land you a parking fine!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1892_Delivering-cash-safely-to-bank-can-land-you-a-parking-fine.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A security van was given a ticket by a traffic warden while it was delivering cash to a bank.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 30 November 2007 02:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Give addicts cocaine, says UK Government's drug adviser</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1803_Give-addicts-cocaine-says-UK-Governments-drug-adviser.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The British Government's adviser on drugs, Professor Sir Michael Rawlins, has proposed that cocaine addicts in the country be prescribed the drug by chemists and nurses to help them overcome the habit.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 30 November 2007 10:23:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>6,800 dollars for a car number plate!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1789_6800-dollars-for-a-car-number-plate.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[How much money are you ready to cough out from you pocket to get a car number plate of your choice? Can it equal the amount of nearly fetching a brand new car? ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 07:03:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Acne is the secret of Dustin Hoffman's youthful looks!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1728_Acne-is-the-secret-of-Dustin-Hoffmans-youthful-looks.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Hollywood actor Dustin Hoffman has revealed the secret of his youthful looks. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:52:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Liam Gallagher doesn't know how to send an email!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1708_Liam-Gallagher-doesnt-know-how-to-send-an-email.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Oasis singer Liam Gallagher revealed that he is such a technophobe that he hasn't even learnt how to send an email as yet.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 01:24:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bus drivers 'more likely to die early'</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1694_Bus-drivers-more-likely-to-die-early.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A new study suggests that men engaged in routine jobs, such as bus drivers and rubbish collectors, are more likely to die early. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 12:51:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>1 in 5 men think of their favourite sports team during sex!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1668_1-in-5-men-think-of-their-favourite-sports-team-during-sex.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A study has revealed that almost one in five men think of their favourite sports team during sex.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 11:28:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Nicole Kidman is spending Christmas with her children</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1636_Nicole-Kidman-is-spending-Christmas-with-her-children.html</link>
<description><![CDATA['The Golden Compass' star is looking forward to being reunited with her kids for the festive period.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 09:36:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Queen Elizabeth has been asked to help pigeon racing become an official sport</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1629_Queen-Elizabeth-has-been-asked-to-help-pigeon-racing-become-an-official-sport.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The queen has been called upon by members of Northumberland’s Belford Pigeon Racing Club, after it emerged they may be taxed to continue with their hobby unless they gain sporting status.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 29 November 2007 09:29:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ozzy Osbourne's and his wife's macabre suicide pact</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1606_Ozzy-Osbournes-and-his-wifes-macabre-suicide-pact.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Rock star Ozzy Osbourne and his wife Sharon have expressed their love for each other by making a bizarre suicide agreement. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 28 November 2007 03:05:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>50 percent of Aussies lack reading skills 'to meet demands of daily life, work'</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1584_50-percent-of-Aussies-lack-reading-skills-to-meet-demands-of-daily-life-work.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The latest figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics have revealed that nearly 50 percent of the adult population do not have the literacy skills to 'meet the complex demands of everyday life and work.']]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:48:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Becks first football manager wants to coach England for free!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1582_Becks-first-football-manager-wants-to-coach-England-for-free.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ DAVID Beckham's first ever football manager has said that he would love to coach the England squad, and get this; he is ready to take on the assignment for free.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:37:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>'Hairspray' tops 53rd Evening Standard Awards</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1576_Hairspray-tops-53rd-Evening-Standard-Awards.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The musical 'Hairspray' took the top award at the 53rd Evening Standard Awards.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 28 November 2007 01:00:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Facebook evaluation of potential employees could be illegal</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1570_Facebook-evaluation-of-potential-employees-could-be-illegal.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The employers' practice of searching social networking sites such as Facebook to uncover information about would-be employees could be illegal, an internet expert has warned.
The speedy rise of sites such as Facebook, MySpace, and Bebo, where users regularly post a good amount of personal information, photos and sometimes frank details of their personal exploits, has led to rumours that companies, colleges and universities use them in order to evaluate applicants.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 28 November 2007 12:30:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>1 in 5 men think of their favourite sports team during sex!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1486_1-in-5-men-think-of-their-favourite-sports-team-during-sex.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A study has revealed that almost one in five men think of their favourite sports team during sex.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 27 November 2007 12:23:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>You to save Earth by donating 100 pounds a year!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1426_You-to-save-Earth-by-donating-100-pounds-a-year.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Eighteen British business leaders have said that it will take just 100 pounds a year from each household to counter the negative impact of climate change by 2030.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 06:16:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Trigger-happy Aussies send most emails to wrong addresses</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1422_Trigger-happy-Aussies-send-most-emails-to-wrong-addresses.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A new research has found that Australians are impulsive email users and oblivious to online etiquette.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 05:55:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Sheer size diminishing internet's usefulness</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1409_Sheer-size-diminishing-internets-usefulness.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Most internet users believe that the web is too vast to be useful, according to a poll. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 05:17:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>((C2+b)G) + (pxd)/ t x pq is the formula for the 'Most Pointless Celebrity'</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1369_C2+bG-+-pxd-t-x-pq-is-the-formula-for-the-Most-Pointless-Celebrity.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[All celebrities are not famous for their talent and aptitude. There are some who gain recognition for no reason. And these are the people who have been identified by a self-appointed professor of 'pointless celebrity' with the help of a formula.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 02:39:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>86 percent of Brits don't want women to go to jail for non-violent crimes</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1319_86-percent-of-Brits-dont-want-women-to-go-to-jail-for-non-violent-crimes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A survey undertaken by market research firm ICM has found that 86 percent of Brits would not like women to be sent to prison for committing non-violent crimes.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 12:10:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Builders need 9,500 cups of tea to build a three- bedroom house!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1316_Builders-need-9500-cups-of-tea-to-build-a-three--bedroom-house.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A new research has claimed that builders need about 9,500 cups of tea to construct the average three- bedroom house.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 11:57:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Women spend three years of their lives on preening before a night out!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1295_Women-spend-three-years-of-their-lives-on-preening-before-a-night-out.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Men are bound to moan and groan even louder when they learn that their women spend nearly three years on last minute preening before leaving the house.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 11:12:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Rice-lifting stunt keeps man healthy!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1276_Rice-lifting-stunt-keeps-man-healthy.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Lifting up a cup of uncooked rice with a single chopstick keeps a man in his 60s healthy.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 26 November 2007 10:10:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brit school children will be kept warm by whisky</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1218_Brit-school-children-will-be-kept-warm-by-whisky.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Whisky's soothing quality may be well known but it would be rather strange to keep school children warm by using the most popular stimulating liquid.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 25 November 2007 01:31:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Now, rent a pet for periods ranging from an hour to a week!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1205_Now-rent-a-pet-for-periods-ranging-from-an-hour-to-a-week.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Ever wanted a pet only for a few hours or few days? Well, you may be in a bit of a pleasant surprise for eclectic arrays of domestic animals are currently available on rent in Japan, for periods ranging one hour to a week.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 25 November 2007 12:39:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>84-year-old billionaire swaps 23-year-old bride for a younger woman!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1198_84-year-old-billionaire-swaps-23-year-old-bride-for-a-younger-woman.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ An 84-year-old billionaire is divorcing his 23-year-old wife - for an even younger model.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 25 November 2007 12:16:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brit guys spend one day each year queuing at bars for pint!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1196_Brit-guys-spend-one-day-each-year-queuing-at-bars-for-pint.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A survey has revealed that beer-loving British guys spend one day every year queuing at bars for a pint. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 25 November 2007 12:06:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Britney spends £25,000 on her own funeral!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1176_Britney-spends-£25000-on-her-own-funeral.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Troubled star Britney Spears' bizarre behaviour has taken another turn, as the singer has splashed out 25,000 pounds on her own funeral.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:43:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Titanic jokes helped Antarctic cruise ship survivors counter fear</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1174_Titanic-jokes-helped-Antarctic-cruise-ship-survivors-counter-fear.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Passengers, who survived the shipwreck of cruise liner Explorer, have revealed that they countered their fear by cracking jokes about the original Titanic disaster in 1912.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 25 November 2007 10:35:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>50-children bound in world record-breaking bubble</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1140_50-children-bound-in-world-record-breaking-bubble.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A bubble enclosing 50 children has set a new record of having the highest number of kids bound in a bubble before bursting.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 24 November 2007 01:20:19 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Cat found alive after spending 44 days trapped behind a cupboard</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1104_Cat-found-alive-after-spending-44-days-trapped-behind-a-cupboard.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A curious cat was recovered alive after spending 44 days trapped behind a bathroom cupboard.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 24 November 2007 11:39:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Meet the woman who tastes beer for a living!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1060_Meet-the-woman-who-tastes-beer-for-a-living.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Helen Moores has undoubtedly the job people all over the world would kill for - TESCO's chief lager taster. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 08:10:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Seven cops for one 'missing' McDonald's burger!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1051_Seven-cops-for-one-missing-McDonalds-burger.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ When seven cops in London received a 'missing' burger emergency call they wasted no time in taking action against it. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 07:34:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Making more than your colleagues matters more than the amount</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_1001_Making-more-than-your-colleagues-matters-more-than-the-amount.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Nothing motivates a man more than money - especially if his colleagues are getting less.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 04:03:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Britons fall out of love with the love letter</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_985_Britons-fall-out-of-love-with-the-love-letter.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ The love letter, which was once the most popular medium to express the deepest emotions, has lost its charm amongst Britons, with fewer than one in five receiving a love letter in the past 12 months.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 02:33:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The spray-on condom that fits all sizes!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_971_The-spray-on-condom-that-fits-all-sizes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Good news for men who can't find a perfect fitting condom.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 01:48:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Amy Winehouse has been accused of killing her friend's hamster</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_945_Amy-Winehouse-has-been-accused-of-killing-her-friends-hamster.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[The next thing I know, it bites me, runs off and Amy says she'll catch it. I was a bit suspicious when she said she was good with hamsters.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 12:40:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kids caught passing nude snaps of teachers</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_943_Kids-caught-passing-nude-snaps-of-teachers.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Staff at a strict Catholic school in Britain were shocked after they caught students passing round nude snaps of teachers.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Friday, 23 November 2007 12:38:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Brit teen struck by lighting in shower!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_854_Brit-teen-struck-by-lighting-in-shower.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A Brit teenager was literally left stunned when she was struck by lightning - while washing her hair in the shower.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 22 November 2007 02:09:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Bill Clinton didn't ride a bicycle until he was 22!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_756_Bill-Clinton-didnt-ride-a-bicycle-until-he-was-22.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ Bill Clinton is surely an accomplished politician, but the former US president was a late bloomer when it came to sports.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 21 November 2007 04:06:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Man scoffs down 26 mince pies in 10 minutes!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_710_Man-scoffs-down-26-mince-pies-in-10-minutes.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A Somerset man scoffed down 26 mince pies in 10 minutes during a national extreme eating competition.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 21 November 2007 01:09:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Driver gets speeding ticket from the future!</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_535_Driver-gets-speeding-ticket-from-the-future.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[ A Chinese man was left astounded when he not only got a speeding ticket for a place he didn't pass by, but also for a time that was yet to come.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 20 November 2007 08:20:01 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Turkish Tanks Attack Iraq</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_473_Turkish-Tanks-Attack-Iraq.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Turkish tanks and artillery have begun shelling suspected PKK guerrilla positions in towns and villages in Kurdish Northern Iraq. ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 11 October 2007 02:10:27 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Iranian Lethal Weapon Number What?</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_449_Iranian-Lethal-Weapon-Number-What.html</link>
<description><![CDATA[Officers mix up all their figures in calculaton of the use of Iranian weapons in killing American troops.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Monday, 12 February 2007 12:30:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jury begin deliberations in Jackson case</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_337_Jury-begin-deliberations-in-Jackson-case.html</link>
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<pubDate>Saturday, 4 June 2005 03:37:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Geldof outraged</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_333_Geldof-outraged.html</link>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 14 June 2005 04:35:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Kylie on road to recovery after successful surgery</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_300_Kylie-on-road-to-recovery-after-successful-surgery.html</link>
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<pubDate>Sunday, 22 May 2005 06:09:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Unarmed grenade found near Bush speech site</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_278_Unarmed-grenade-found-near-Bush-speech-site.html</link>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 11 May 2005 03:23:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Microsoft looking to beat Sony with new 'Xbox'</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_264_Microsoft-looking-to-beat-Sony-with-new-Xbox.html</link>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 4 May 2005 02:36:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Japanese train crashed into an apartment building</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_220_Japanese-train-crashed-into-an-apartment-building.html</link>
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<pubDate>Monday, 25 April 2005 01:32:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Joseph Ratzinger is the new Pope, Benedict XVI</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_207_Joseph-Ratzinger-is-the-new-Pope-Benedict-XVI.html</link>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 19 April 2005 06:17:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Wedding Bells For Delta?</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_200_Wedding-Bells-For-Delta.html</link>
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<pubDate>Monday, 18 April 2005 10:41:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>New Zealand in front of Australia for Summit</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_162_New-Zealand-in-front-of-Australia-for-Summit.html</link>
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<pubDate>Wednesday, 13 April 2005 02:30:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Marburg virus: 90% death rate in Angola, 193 dead</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_154_Marburg-virus-90-death-rate-in-Angola-193-dead.html</link>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 12 April 2005 09:11:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Killer virus in Angola has now taken lives of 114 people</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_73_Killer-virus-in-Angola-has-now-taken-lives-of-114-people.html</link>
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<pubDate>Friday, 25 March 2005 06:20:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>The president of Kenya wants god to solve their problems</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_71_The-president-of-Kenya-wants-god-to-solve-their-problems.html</link>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:09:32 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Ferrari goes to Bahrein with F2005</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_70_Ferrari-goes-to-Bahrein-with-F2005.html</link>
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<pubDate>Thursday, 24 March 2005 08:00:31 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Prince Charles Has to Change Wedding Plans</title>
<link>http://www.thecheers.org/news/Weird-news/news_48_Prince-Charles-Has-to-Change-Wedding-Plans.html</link>
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<pubDate>Tuesday, 5 April 2005 07:03:52 GMT</pubDate>
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