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| Dear Dr. Whacko: I don't know whether you are familiar with the Kama Sutra, but my partner and I tried position #89. I injured my spine and now have major chiropractic expenses. Do you think I should sue Mr. Sutra? ---Laid up after getting laid. Dear Laid Up: There is no Mr. Sutra to sue. We all engage in sex at our own risk. You didn't mention whether your partner was also injured. Dear Dr. Whacko: No, my partner was fine. She was a very healthy and sturdy sheep who seemed to enjoy the experience and followed me around for several days. Dear Laid Up: You did #89 with a sheep? That is sick!!. With sheep you have to stick to positions #67 and #48. P.S. Please send me a photo of your sheep. | |||||||
