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However, Kerry didn't break. They pinched him, they called him bad names, they made him listen to Backstreet Boys, but nothing - nothing - happened. No results whatsoever. Kerry really was a better man than Arnie, and Bush finally understood. George realised that many long-long years ago he had made a terrible mistake. He had chosen a wrong man who had left him just two months after the beginning of their relationship because of Bush's small dick. That's when Bush got stuck with Laura. Now Bush hugged Kerry and apologised. They pledged that they would not leave each other ever again. Kerry made the vote-transfer, said publicly that he doesn't have any objections against the voting results, and Bush won the election. Everyone was happy. That's how the story goes. Harry Twohooter won the best journalist of the year prize and America was again richer by one good political story. Still, you and me, we both know that this story isn't true - it's just the imagination of Harry Twohooter. How can the American public not see that? How did the editorial board of Washington Post fall for it? Why did Bush not say anything to refute these accusations? Why didn't Kerry say “For God's sake, I'm NOT GAY! ”? I asked Harry and after hearing his answers – he really is one of the best investigative journalists out there. The American public likes to read good shit. As long as it's well written, interesting to read and includes some celebrity gossip, they are ready to believe it. They like good stories. They are afraid that if they start complaining about the validity of every story making the headlines, there soon would be nothing interesting to read. Editorial boards are only on for the money and that's one story that really sells papers. Bush didn't say anything because he really had changed the voting results (he had casted couple of votes himself). And Kerry? Well, he really is gay and he's been fond of Bush for years. What did the international audience think about this story? According to my knowledge the article was translated into more than 40 languages! Why didn't the Amercian judicial system step in to sentence George to jail for the blackmail type of vote transfer? The people from outside USA have always considered Bush to be quite a freak, so nothing comes as a suprise to them when talking about Bush. As for the judicial system, those members are just all sponsored by Senior George and they can't really afford to lose the extra income. That's it in a nutshell, folks! Harry Twohooter is a man of his own kind. He's one of the best-selling journalists in the world. Now you know why. This is Siim reporting live. Thank you for reading! AUTHOR: Siim Einfeldt  TAGS: Cheers Articles News Writing Business living money international world BOOKMARK: Digg it | Add to Del.ICIO | Add to FARK ACTIONS: Comment Save Print Register free acount 
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