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At one time or another, every country has been at war with another and yet after those wars we've all found ways to live with each other. In many cases warring countries formed strong bonds after wars (See Japan, Russia, Germany, Italy, UK, China etc). However, the Middle East? There’s no profit in peace for the demented. If peace ever broke out, the lunatics wouldn't be able to run the asylum any longer. The Middle East is full of people who don’t know any better because they’ve been denied any views other than the ones of those exploiting them.

Can you imagine what bastards the western world would be if a synthetic fuel were created - negating the need for theirs? In that case, we’d really be the devil. We’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t. Also, if you think the USA is the only country dependent on foreign oil, get your head out of your ass! Every war is for oil and other things. It's for the energy that fuels economies that creates the jobs that make the money people need to eat, drink and be merry. Last time I checked EVERY COUNTRY IS GUILTY OF THIS (if you consider it a guilt). The only people exploiting the Middle East are the leaders who live high on the hog while they throw crumbs at their peasants. It's those people who are fed the crumbs who are angry and blame the rest of the world.



Message number two for the Middle East:

Try blaming your own leaders for a change, they're the ones living off on your dime as they enjoy the fruits of the Western World (music, TV, cars, bling-bling, etc.) while they preach to you the evils of it all. HYPOCRISY AT IT'S BEST!

The only similarities between the world of a terrorist and ours seems to be their appetite for sex. Men will do anything to get laid here on Earth, but in their world?... They seem to have taken it to a whole new level.

I think it’s painfully obvious that terrorists are undersexed. They’re all told that if they light themselves up like a cat with an M80 in its ass that they'll get like 72 chicks that ain’t been shagged yet.

So the question the world asks is: How Do You Stop Terrorists?

Simple, get ‘em laid!

If you start gettin' these guys laid more they're bound to find out that it’s a lot more fun with a freak here on Earth than a virgin in some Paradise. Virgins are overated anyways! I think it's time to increase porn exports to caves all over the Middle East.

You Ring, I Bring!