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So as you can see, Harry’s disguise as a elderly healthy woman didn’t really work well, so he didn’t get a job. His journalistic experiment was dead right from the start. He wasn’t ready to get rid of his leg, he really wasn’t. So there wasn’t much to do for him than to make up the story totally.

TV-Shop approach - BEFORE & AFTER

However, when doing it he used some not very common tricks. He decided to use the TV-shop approach and use the BEFORE and AFTER technique. For starters he managed to get an interview with couple of the prostitutes. He talked to them for hours, about their life, about their opinion on their president, about moon and stars.

And he also asked each of them – what would you do if your workplace was burned down? Two of his interviwees didn’t answer anything. The third one said that she would be out of job then, and would start looking for another one.

Fatal mistake

Now he was ready for the AFTER part. One day, 2pm (when there was noone in the building, after all, it was christmas) he put the sluthouse on fire. Next day there was nothing left. The pimp had been busted for forgery and the one-legged prostitutes were all out of job. Tough luck.

Noone knew who had burned down the building. The prostitutes started looking for a new job, but noone wanted them. One-legged shemales – tough luck I must say. Noone wanted them, except for one other bordello ran by the pimp’s ex-co-worker. However, in addition to the other requirements (which they had filled already) they needed to have red curly hair. That’s something they didn’t have and they had no idea where to get it.

One day at the bus stop they noticed Harry. He was talking to the editor of New York Times. Laughing about something. One louder than the other. They talked about their former house and CherryCola, one of the prostitutes heard them. Poor Harry.

I mentioned earlier that Harry had red curly hair. I also mentioned that this was exactly what the prostitutes needed. And I think you can assume yourself how pissed they were at Harry.

A few months later Harry was found dead without his hair. Who’s to blame? I’m pretty sure it wasn’t the hair collector like the police thinks.

PS: For those who were already celebrating – we have just found out that Harry actually isn’t dead. It was kind of a set-up. He wanted to make a good story and so he did. He had framed his own murder to get to the front page.

PPS: And to tell you the truth, the murder itself was framed as well. Noone was injured during the development of this article.

PPPS: Noone got paid for this article either.

PPPPS: And noone ever will.