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Hello and Merry Christmas to all. I really have nothing to say for Christmas except for this… It was the night before Christmas and all through the press There was a ho named Paris removing her dress The stockings were hung on the chimney with care While Oprah the saint had all this cool shit to share While Martha Stewart was sad, and sat in her cage Ronnie from Indy flew in the stands with a furious rage Janet with her outfit, and Mr. Moore in his cap And watching Scott Peterson go down, for a long dirt nap When on Saturday Night Live, I witnessed a clatter I turned up the volume, to see what was the matter It was Ashlee Simpson, singing a song But wait she wasn’t singing I guess I was wrong I turned off the TV, and went right upstairs to bed Jesus Christ, did Barry Bonds really have a big head? On top of the house, I heard such a racket Oh shit, it’s Santa Claus, and he has no jacket He filled the stockings with so much shit to spare He brought over a wig, to cover Donald’s bad hair He brought hooked on phonics too, to help a special guy His name is GW, something new for him to try He left more stuff, for all to enjoy Ahh, but don’t forget for the factor, a brand new sex toy He then got on his sleigh, with all those wanna be’s On Fantasia, on Omarossa, on Amber if you please So 2004, what a year it has been From a live strong bracelet, to Jennifer and Ben And to all of the people who read this, who don’t think it’s right Merry Christmas to all, and to all, take a bite. Yes my rhyming may be off some, but it is funny. Happy Holidays. MJ AUTHOR: Michael Jae  TAGS: Cheers tv paris sex BOOKMARK: Digg it | Add to Del.ICIO | Add to FARK ACTIONS: Comment Save Print Register free acount 
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