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Decoys (2004)

DVD

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Directed by

Matthew Hastings

Written by

Matthew Hastings

Tom Berry

Cast

Corey Sevier .... Luke

Stefanie von Pfetten .... Lilly

Kim Poirier .... Constance

Elias Toufexis .... Roger

Meghan Ory .... Alex

Enis Esmer .... Gibby

Krista Morin .... Vikki Vickers

Marc Trottier .... Bobby Johnson

Carrie Colak .... Natasha

Richard Burgi .... Detective Francis Kirk

Nicole Eggert .... Detective Amanda Watts

Don Hastings .... Medical Examiner

Sarah Smyth .... Rosedale Princess

Leah Graham .... Melody

Mike Lobel .... Halloween Jock

R

96 mins

Time to go back to those crazy days of college with Decoys! Parties with heavy drinking, occasional lesbianism, and aliens that eat human DNA!

To start off, the DVD menu is a little on the drab side. While the box art is certainly appealing, mostly because it captures the intent of the film so well, just putting the box art on the DVD menu has been done to death. It's so unoriginal that it loses any appeal that it may have had.

But the film itself is what we're truly after here, so let's have a look.

Decoys is the story of a fellow who comes home one Halloween night to find the house a little colder than he expected. A LOT colder. So cold that his roommates seem to have frozen to death. IN the house.

Then, for reasons that are utterly unfathomable, we shift off to another college where a couple of very attractive pre-med coeds who, like the cold, have just moved into a freshman dorm.

And if you've spent any time in a freshman dorm recently, you know that this spells a whole herd of horny teenage guys who should be making asses out of themselves to get noticed.

But these chicks aren't the norm.

They have tentacles that sprout from their spines.