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It's 11 in the night; a (young) man in his late forties switches on the television. His wife and a teenage daughter are out at a party. Neither he is unmarried, nor sex starved. He is happily married but still with nobody home he thought he could enjoy a late night movie (maybe to keep in good shape his faltering want of sex!).

Lo! It starts with the same scene he expected and had tried so many times. A couple having a shower together! It was perhaps the most titillating of all. He could see the actor's face, a pretty cool actor and well used to handle these kind of steamy scenes. The girl's bosom was superb, although her face did not appear. He could only see the girl's back, water trickling down her bosom and the guy's hands rubbing her back. "Out of the world!" remarked this old man. Every move of the guy on screen titillated the young oldie of ours to a want, want not for his wife to come back, his wife had gone plump, but he wanted the svelte lady on screen. Her back was hot, "Any man's desire" he thought.

The rubbing of the back and intimate scenes went on for a few more minutes and these few minutes were simply irresistible. The guy on screen looked so much at ease, not because he had his wife with him as the actress, but because he had done it in a number of movies and with a number of actresses. It was easy for him.

Although the girl's facial expression could not be seen, she must be hotter than hot with curves like that. As remarked by the old man, "awesome", "sexy", "any man's desire", "most admired". Water trickling down her hair and onto her sexy back was clearly shown, great camera work and this made the oldie imagine he was with her. Artistic!!

Of course this poor guy had only a pillow to be content with but the great artistic work made him move the same way even with that pillow, the pillow whom he imagined to be the actress and him of course to be the cool guy on screen.

The scene now moved to the bedroom, our oldie wishing the party went on for long so that he could continue admiring the art and continue imagining himself with the svelte figured blonde. As the cool actor puts his girlfriend ('girlfriend in real life', girlfriend on screen') on to the bed, our oldie closes his eyes. No, no heart attack, nor did his wife return. But as soon as the girl is laid on to the bed, he notices the possessor of the 'slender back' 'amazing figure' 'dashing curves' to be his daughter!!