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Welcome to the Journal this week. So much to talk about in so little time so instead of tackling one issue, I am going to shoot on many different ones going on right now. This should be a fun filled read so get ready, get set, GO! First off, what’s up with Condoleezza Rice hugging a sumo wrestler? That dude would break her in half. As a trick, maybe the Ambassador of Japan could push him over and say, ”revenge for Hiroshima bitch.” Speaking about revenge, isn’t the gun thing getting out of hand again? First Judge Joan Lefkow’s family is shot dead, then the preacher in Gurnee being gunned down during a service at a hotel in Brookfield, WI; and now this past week, a huge shootout in an Atlanta courthouse. What is up with our country? Has it come to the point we just shoot people we are mad at? So much for the moral values of the United States. By the way, most of these people were devout Christians. I think God needs to come down here and have a word with some his radical followers. No drinking, no guns, and no more court. Michael Jackson, what a clown. What dork comes to court in his pajamas? I know that the boy was there and he could have easy access, if you know what I mean. But really, what clown comes to court in his pajamas? In beautiful Chicago Heights, a boy happened to found bags of crack in his house (that belonged to Mom) and gave them to his friends as “presents.” The poor boy thought they were candies. I know that they go crackle and pop, but these are not Pop Rocks my friends. Rumor has it; the kid is going to bring in a crackpipe for show and tell. Speaking about drugs, I would like to speak to Mark Mcgwire. You and Sammy Sosa should have a new contest. Let’s see who can swallow the most loads for the 2005 baseball season. After all, you made the American people swallow a boatload of bull**** when you guys were doing that home run derby. “I don’t want to focus on the past, I just want to help with the present,” says Mcgwire. You are not making yourself look innocent here buddy. Just stupid. And as far as Sammy goes with that interpreter, I didn’t see Sammy have any problems with his English when he was bashing on Chicago media and Dusty Baker last year. Plus, where was the damn language barrier when the corked bat incident happened? Kirstie Alley’s new show has to be the most moronic thing since Anna Nicole Smith. Can you imagine a porno with those two? It could be called The Fat Actress and Her Special Friend, and Trimspa can sponsor it. Imagine that, with every purchase of Trimspa, you can enter to win to be in a sandwich between Anna Nicole and Kirstie Alley. She’ll slurp you up like a piece of fettuccine. What asshole comes to court in his pajamas? I know that the boy was there and he could have easy access, if you know what I mean. But really, what asshole comes to court in his pajamas? Continued On Next Page ( Page 2) ... AUTHOR: Michael Jae  TAGS: Opinion america Family government US Friends tv Media baseball BOOKMARK: Digg it | Add to Del.ICIO | Add to FARK ACTIONS: Comment Save Print Register free acount  |
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