what kinda wanker wants a fucking pet alligator they get fucking massive
alligators/ guy 2008-10-17 17:24:23
yea, whoever wrote this article is a stupid fuckfaced faggot cocksucker. fucking un-educated ass sniffer!
this topic/ gator 2008-10-17 17:22:26
youre afucking dumb fuck whoever wrote this article. fuck you.
gator/ Hocus Pocus 2008-05-20 20:43:55
We have a pet alligator and its really not that bad...although hes only 3 feet and not 14 yet we have plans to build a 14x11 cage in the basement for him. Feeding him is not a challenge, he will eat anything he can take advantage of...rats, baby birds, fish, neighbors,and even in laws. Having a gator is a great way to get rid of all your unwanted pests. But on a serious note it is alot of work. We take him out twice a week to the bathtub and rinse him, change his water, clean his poop, (gator poop is NASTY) feed him, regular check up of scales, teeth, eyes etc. Definitly not for unexperienced reptile owners, or the person at the top of the page who needs to convince their parents (gators live along time what you gonna do when you move into your first apartment?) Other than that great fun.
Alligators/ Brownie 2008-04-26 08:15:59
I want a alligator for a pet but I don't know if I should and I have to prove to my parents. And we have two cats and two dogs. What should I do?
alligators/ yogi 2008-03-17 20:03:17
are alligators alowd in michigan
alligators/ yogi 2008-03-17 20:02:38
are thay alowd in michigan
Gator dung/ anon. 2006-09-23 23:50:58
Where is video proof that alligators deficate in a box? Also where can one find plans for said box?
/ anon. 2006-05-12 14:59:31
Well I guess i don't want a alligator at home to play with.
/ Ren 2006-05-11 14:24:25
This article was hilarious. I saw an alligator at a pet store today and decided to research it to see what owning one would be like.... turns out its not the most plesant experience. Excellent satire!
/ Banana 2006-03-24 19:27:53
This was THE best, your explanation of a pet alligator completely ROCKS!!