Listen, you know as well as i that america has plenty of secrets to go around, but what about all the sex secrets?I mean, everybody wants to learn more about what they can do to please their partners so why not just read a book about the whole thing? If you want to learn more about this just ask your dick or vagina, i mean you know that they dont lie when they want somthing! Forget all the books and articles about what you should do, trust your hormones and do what you think is right. And when yo get horny, just go for it!!!
mahas comment/ jp 2008-03-31 18:55:48
maha, the U.S. now has a growth rate of less than .9%, but India's is above 5%. Also, every year, over 1 million children are aborted in the U.S., so maybe we used to have a lot of kids, but now they are all dead!
Amusing. No secrets revealed, and about as accurate as a bent gun barrel, but amusing. America does have faults. No question about that. History is recorded more by legend than fact. (See Assume the Position with Mr. Wuhl on HBO.), and research the facts. America is no longer run by the people, of the people and for the people. Heaven is the only perfect place.
Amusing. No secrets revealed, and about as accurate as a bent gun barrel, but amusing. America does have faults. No question about that. History is recorded more by legend than fact. (See Assume the Position with Mr. Wuhl on HBO.), and research the facts. America is no longer run by the people, of the people and for the people. Heaven is the only perfect place.
usa rules/ e man 2008-02-28 01:33:39
i do not like them
usa rules/ e man 2008-02-28 01:33:24
i do not like them
dirty secrets/ Allen 2007-01-19 11:59:42
I agree with the last comment from Ricky. America has the most sophisticated news
and event reporting in the world. Most do understand the dif between sacasm and news, but readers here at the cheers are probably looking more for entertainment than news, and this article was quite entertaining. And just why don't I get to sleep with Madonna or Paula Abdul? It's not fair, waaah!
secrets/ Ricky 2006-12-18 14:29:10
At what point do you think readers can discern between satire and news? Just because the writer uses sarcasm doesn't mean he is wrong about his topic. In fact, I think there's a lot to examine about the world's only remaining super power. Cheers to the writer!
secrets/ ernie 2006-03-14 18:54:02
When do we get to do something about this stuff? The next election is a long time from now. How about some real solutions?
secrets/ ernie 2006-03-14 18:53:56
When do we get to do something about this stuff? The next election is a long time from now. How about some real solutions?
secrets/ av joe 2006-03-03 18:56:38
I'm glad to read this kind of thing, but I don't think you should be smiling about it!
secrets/ Maynard G 2006-02-14 03:33:43
Is it a secret when you tell everybody about it?
secrets/ rwl 2006-01-13 12:28:50
More! America needs to see her faults, so its citizens can improve her!
Good one/ Maha 2005-11-04 04:15:49
But there are many more to come...like how Americans shamelessly give birth to so many children! While here in India, we go strictly by 'We two, Ours two" ! There is simply no birth control at all in such a great country...really amazing...I was earlier under the assumption that only Muslims go for polygamy and hence lot of kids but it is funny that even US goes that way...
secrets/ Amal 2005-09-29 13:57:38
America's dirty little secrets are really nothing compar5ed to to the dirty large secrets in my country, Syria. It's so much better here in The US than you realize! Be thankful for what you've got!
secrets?/ Rob 2005-09-22 20:11:16
The are secrets that are way worse than this. How about some real reporting?
little?/ Jonesy 2005-09-21 02:16:28
We can fix these things, but you can fix your
disloyalty to our great country. Who do you think you are, Jane fonda?
The Dirtiest Secret/ Sam 2005-09-20 00:06:16
Rusty, how do you know this? Are you one of the lucky ones? If so, I'd like a couple of phone numbers, please!
It does seem that/ Rusty Woods 2005-08-26 10:40:57
alot of people do get to "sleep" with Paula Abdul, Straight up.
Excuse me, Belloq.../ Avg Lithuanian American 2005-08-24 19:53:38
Sorry, Belloq, your "Louisiana Public School System" education is showing. BTW, the correct spelling is Jon Stewart and I don't consider Mr. Stewart an expert in anything but comedy, and, yes, he's very good. If you don't think women are paid less you are most certainly living in the bayou or on another planet.
Education IS what you make of it and we are so lucky in this country for the public school systems, of which I am also a product. However, I discovered early on that if you don't make the grades, you don't get to move on, so there is the value in grades.
Finally, you may not have noticed that this is an ENTERTAINMENT page. This stuff is funny, not meant to change the world. Lighten up. Have some fun. You'll live longer.
??/ Linda 2005-08-24 02:26:06
These are the first ten, what are the nest ten?
secrets/ joesy 2005-08-23 13:35:50
Now that we know these dirty secrets, what do
you pro[pose we do about them? How about some answers?
10 dirty/ L\'il sandy 2005-08-23 02:57:55
Well. they were secrets to me! Tell Belloq he's wrong! Try live on my salary, you numb nuts! If business could change our energy needs from gas to wind, it would! Education
is what you make of it, and here in USA, we
don't do enough, face it! Belloq, you are no help.
secrets/ Belloq 2005-08-22 13:25:33
Well, there are a number of problems with the list. First, none of those accusations are secrets. People bitch about them all the time. Faults is probably a better word.
Second, have you actually read the Supreme Court decision, or are you just going to trust John Stewert when he says that it was unjust? By the way, Stewert is one of the funniest guys alive.
Third, if a business could cure cancer, don't you think they would go ahead and cure it so they could make TRILLIONS of dollars?
Fourth, grade point average doesn't mean education. People buy their grades at Harvard. Sure, a lot if not most are smart and educated, but some are dumb as dirt. A grade is a number, are letter, education and intellegence are a little harder to measure.
Fifth, women are not paid less. Again, I think you might be trusting the rants of TV people, and not doing the direct research like the Louisiana public school system taught me do. That stat was compiled by comparing all age groups, all careers, all levels of academic achievement... its nonsense. When you compare a man and women of like factors, the gap is statistically irrelevant.
Sixth, whats wrong with liking money? I prefer people to like money and work and achieve and invent than to strap bombs to their chests and blow up people who butter the bottom of the toast.
Hoped this helped.
secrets/ Average girl 2005-08-20 18:40:21
Yes, I would believe what America makes women swallow. That's why I live in Paris!
/ anon. 2005-08-20 03:39:24
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Secrets?/ An average Estonian 2005-08-19 14:11:50
Let the USA sing the manifest destiny blues
somewhere else!
/ anon. 2005-07-15 16:39:47
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secrets/ danni 2005-07-02 16:51:11
Why doesn't everybody get to sleep with Paula
and Madonna? It's not fair!
move/ bla bla bla 2005-06-28 04:01:11
If u don't like america vote!!!
America/ Skip 2005-06-21 10:19:37
Amusing and true.
secrets/ L\'il bobby 2005-06-18 16:27:29
Why do people get mad when an author makes them think? Thanks for making me think! Write moresoon!
my review/ sloan 2005-06-18 13:01:48
you suck move elsewhere
jealous/ ghettobeamer 2005-06-17 14:09:56
This country has what no other country has: Citizens with a real work ethic. This is what brings our country to such prosperity, and enough people have that work ethic in this country to help the less fortunate yanks.
Dirty Little Secrets/ Miss USA 2005-06-17 13:14:04
