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Planet Earth: planes fly without pilots and researchers find out *unthinkable* things

I’ve always thought that planet Earth is a very insane place to live on. Up until now I just said it, but then I started thinking… which is not very common for me, I know. I was going through the news today and it really hit me – there’s nonsense around us EVERYWHERE. Well, I knew that, but still, why? Who needs it?

Really, look at the news, they’re either extremely trivial or funny….by funny I mean…lately lots of tragedies and such have been also really weird when you think about them. Windows announced their security flaw that allows the hackers to take full control of your computer. Notice that FIRST Windows announced the bugs and THEN people’s computers were actually hacked into. I think tomorrow I’m gonna call my girlfriend to tell her not to come to my place on 20th, as I might have another gal with me. Well, why not, if Bill can, I can too.

Planes and helicopters are flying around without pilots on their seats, eventually crashing. It isn’t funny, I know, but really, you can’t see a pilot in a plane carrying 121 people? Is it normal? Or take the recent helicopter crash between Estonia and Finland, the helicopter crashed killing 14 people. But again, the pilot has still not been found. And these two crashes happened about the same time, give it a day or two.

Tommy Lee Goes to College, did you know that? Or at least that’s what his new reality show is about. According to viewers it seems to be phoney. I guess Tommy just needs some more respect, fame and cash. Btw, does everyone have their own TV-show? It seems to be kind of a rule nowadays – if you don’t have one, then start one!

[FLIP] Lets talk more about trivial things – did you know that money could make you happier? That’s the result of a recent research conducted by researchers. Yes, real researchers, not two 12-year olds, conducted it. Is this really something that needs to be proven? I mean I hope we all know that life is not about money. But for a decent life you need to have the means. And of course if you have them, you’re a lot happier than those who can barely buy themselves some food every other day.

Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you sunbathe? If you do, you’re screwed too, the researchers from the University of Texas say that 53 percent of the people who sunbathe regularly could be classed as ultra-violet light dependent. Well, what can I say? I just can’t help it, I just have to scratch it, I’m addicted, after all.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not angry towards anyone, I’m not disappointed in life, I’m actually one of the most easy-going people you don’t know. But like the song goes –

“I read the news today oh boy

About a lucky man who made the grade

And though the news was rather sad

Well I just had to laugh” (Lennon/McCartney)

I’ve always thought that planet Earth is a very insane place to live on. Up until now I just said it, but then I started thinking… which is not very common for me, I know. I was going through the news today and it really hit me – there’s nonsense around us EVERYWHERE. Well, I knew that, but still, why? Who needs it?

Really, look at the news, they’re either extremely trivial or funny….by funny I mean…lately lots of tragedies and such have been also really weird when you think about them. Windows announced their security flaw that allows the hackers to take full control of your computer. Notice that FIRST Windows announced the bugs and THEN people’s computers were actually hacked into. I think tomorrow I’m gonna call my girlfriend to tell her not to come to my place on 20th, as I might have another gal with me. Well, why not, if Bill can, I can too.

[FLIP] Planes and helicopters are flying around without pilots on their seats, eventually crashing. It isn’t funny, I know, but really, you can’t see a pilot in a plane carrying 121 people? Is it normal? Or take the recent helicopter crash between Estonia and Finland, the helicopter crashed killing 14 people. But again, the pilot has still not been found. And these two crashes happened about the same time, give it a day or two.

Tommy Lee Goes to College, did you know that? Or at least that’s what his new reality show is about. According to viewers it seems to be phoney. I guess Tommy just needs some more respect, fame and cash. Btw, does everyone have their own TV-show? It seems to be kind of a rule nowadays – if you don’t have one, then start one!

Lets talk more about trivial things – did you know that money could make you happier? That’s the result of a recent research conducted by researchers. Yes, real researchers, not two 12-year olds, conducted it. Is this really something that needs to be proven? I mean I hope we all know that life is not about money. But for a decent life you need to have the means. And of course if you have them, you’re a lot happier than those who can barely buy themselves some food every other day.

Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you sunbathe? If you do, you’re screwed too, the researchers from the University of Texas say that 53 percent of the people who sunbathe regularly could be classed as ultra-violet light dependent. Well, what can I say? I just can’t help it, I just have to scratch it, I’m addicted, after all.

Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m not angry towards anyone, I’m not disappointed in life, I’m actually one of the most easy-going people you don’t know. But like the song goes –

“I read the news today oh boy

About a lucky man who made the grade

And though the news was rather sad

Well I just had to laugh” (Lennon/McCartney)






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