I worked for a small engineering company and about
three weeks ago I was let go through a layoff. My Boss (and company
owner) said it was from work slowing down. That did not quite go over
because work had actually started to pick up and we were all quite
busy. When I pressed him on the issue he gave me all these other lame
reasons too. He told me my performance wasn't up to par (when I had
just received a raise and encouragement that I was doing a great job).
He also told me someone in the office basically ( I'll use my words)
"Stabbed me in the back". I've narrowed down who might have done this
to a couple of co-workers. One of the co-workers was a real bitch and I
know she did not like me. She treated me like crap and always spoke to
me in the most demeaning way possible. I'm not only angry about being
laid off, I'm really P.O.'d about the way it went down with no warning
and all of the lies. This has also put a big financial strain on my
family and has caused tension between the wife and I. I'm a former
Marine and I used to be the tyrannies of evil men, but I'm trying real
hard to be the shepherd, my ideas for revenge would certainly get me in
trouble. I'm looking for a real good dirty trick to get back at the
company and my former co-workers that won't get me in trouble, any
ideas?
I feel for your position. There's nothing worse than back-stabbing co-workers.
I think that some lunch-time ordering is the way to go here.
At lunchtime, place some delivery food orders using the names of the evil co-workers as the people that are placing the order.
You
can also have flowers delivered to your ex-boss from the back-stabber
to his house. Let him explain to his wife what's going on and why the
love message on the flowers.
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crazybtch4real says on 2011-06-02 18:52:18 about revenge
I have one I think is funny that I wanted to share...
This man I used to know had this band, him & his buddies would go down to this garage & play & people from around the way would come & listen to them & dance. Every now & then there would be this woman who would sing with him/them & even though he was married - they were just friends (she was also friends with his wife) but I wonder if he still had a 'thing' for this singer, anyway she would go over to their house & they would practice sometimes.
Once or twice though she couldn't make it to come & sing & this must have pissed him off because the next time she went to their house - she was inside talking to his wife & while they were talking, he went & got one of his wife's pads & put ketchup all over it & stuck it on the back of her car! LOL... (I think he used some kind of glue to make sure it didn't come off.) Can you guys imagine her driving down the road & there's this pad on the back of her car that looks like blood on it?
WOW, PRICELESS!!!
SG says on 2011-03-03 15:14:05 about Evil colleague
I'm really stressed out at work and I've been offered a new job elsewhere in that hospital. However, the people who write references has to be the line manager for the dept and I have a feeling she'll write a really bad one just to keep me there to keep bullying me. I am literally sick to death with anxiety over what will happen next.
Mike says on 2010-12-24 21:53:19 about
The problem with the lunch-time ordering suggestion is that NO food service company, deli, pizzeria, etc., is going to actually deliver an large, expensive order to a location without someone paying for it first. I can't think of any related business concern that doesn't require payment up front unless we are talking about small orders from, say PizzaHut, Pappa John's, etc., which will result in small bills hardly worthy of the undertaking and certainly not up to the desired level of revenge. And besides, if the target doesn't pay for the food, which they are under no obligation to do, the person who really gets screwed is the food merchant.
revengegirl says on 2010-08-30 02:45:38 about MY EVIL CO WORKERS
but i want to do something worse , something that will effect her because spitting in her food and putting her toothbrush in the toliet is something that wont hurt her unless she knows....
revengegirl says on 2010-08-30 02:43:30 about MY EVIL CO WORKERS
My co-workers are evil here are the things I have done to THEM for revenge.YES THESE ARE HARSH BUT I DO NOT CARE!!!!AND NO THEY CANT DO THESE THINGS TO ME BECAUSE I AM NEVER CAUGHT SLIPPING, I NEVER BRING FOOD TO WORK AND LEAVE IT OPEN, I NEVER BRING A TOOTHBRUSH OR ANY PERSONAL ITEMS TO WORK AND IF I DID I WOULD NOT USE THEM AFTYER I LEFT THEM AT WORK.
1. One stupid girl brings her toothbrush to work,and leaves it in her mailbox ..I dipped in in the toliet filled with someone elses pee....and brushed the insides of the toliet with it.
2.I put visiine in her toothpaste tube.
3.She dropped her head scarf in the snow while getting out of her car and (on my way leaving i saw it) and I kicked it around in the snow then put in behind her back tire so she would run over it on her way out.
4. have victoria secret magazines shipped to the job with her name on it and shes over 200 lbs an cant fit ANYTHING in the catalouge lol
5.spit in her box of cookies she left at work.
6.Put a spider in her coffee creamer(powder) it created spider webs inside of there ewww ahahaha WHO CARES
Smartchick says on 2010-03-30 17:55:21 about Coworkers
I have just started this new job. I sell cars, but teh thing is i have no idea how to do it...basiclly this is just a job to pay the bills, but it pays really good. I work with these two girls, one is about 21 and the other is around 31, Im 26. They keep acting like i am not here. I tell them something and they act like they dont hear me and im the supervisor. im not sure how to deal with this situation. I complain to the boss, but he acts as if he is sleeping with one of them cause he never does anything bout it. Should i just ignore it and just do what i gotto do cause i make more money than the both of them anyways.
badgirl says on 2010-03-23 03:08:18 about
I cannot stand my coworkers!! they nit pick at me and my other co-worker. things I have done:This one girl left her keys at work....I took them and threw them in the garbage. She suspects I took them but can't prove it. I spit in a co-workers cookies that she left open and she ate them the next day,I messed with a coworker time clock and her check was all jacked up she was investigated by the company,a coworker dropped her scarf outside by her car when she was getting out, i saw it on my way to my car and i kicked in around in the snow!I used a program that allows you to conceal your number and call people using any number you want and I made a coworker "call" another coworker and they HATE EACHOTHER. I hung up each time I called so she thinks the co-worker was playing on her phone LOL.
PIGUY says on 2009-08-05 18:14:37 about Legal Revenge
I like the used condom story the best. Here's the deal though. NEVER do anything illegal. The best revenge is conducting background checks on co-workers or managers. If you come across a felony charge on your jerky boss you can annonymously send copies of it to his/her higher up in charge.
You never know, maybe you'll get lucky and find out online that your nutty co-worker is a registered sex offender.
My supervisor was a real hard ass. I discovered through the county clerk of court office that he had a pending felony charge for cocaine posession. He was fired in three days.
Remember, you're the victim. Commiting crimes to get rid of your enemies will only bring you to their level. Be cool, relax and take your time investigating your problems professionally and you will get your way in the end----the right way!
PrattvilleRealEstate says on 2009-04-28 12:17:56 about LyndaSchmidt
I've worked with this woman for a number of years and all she has done is pursue my misery... I'm a good employee so I've been able to keep my job as long as I remain on the defensive. She is a real estate agent and has taken advantage of numerous clients, she has stolen clients from fellow agents and she brings me gifts and cards then rips me to shreds behind my back yet never to my face. At a recent event held in my city I was told by numerous sources of the bashing session she held there in my honor. I own my own business doing graphic design and I work with a lot of the people she was talking to, defaming my character and my abilities to. Anger and rage doesn't begin to describe how I feel. I have been the good guy the entire time. I always have done just what she’s asked without complaining. Who am I to her? Why can’t she pick on someone her own size. There must be something that can be done... I need guidance...and justice! Please help!
PrattvilleRealEstate says on 2009-04-28 12:17:12 about LyndaSchmidt
I've worked with this woman for a number of years and all she has done is pursue my misery... I'm a good employee so I've been able to keep my job as long as I remain on the defensive. At a recent even in my city I was told by numerous sources of the little Bashing session she held there in my honor. I have a side business in Graphic design and I work with alot of the people she was talking harshly about me to. Defaming my character and my abilities. Anger and rage doesn't begin to describe how I feel. I have been the good guy the entire time. I'm just trying to make it. There must be something that can be done... I need guidance... please help!
LOSTANGEL says on 2008-12-31 13:01:11 about BACKSTABBING COWORKERS/EMPLOYERS
I am 6 months pregnant, I had one more week to go before I passed my probation at work. I didn't start showing until recently, so I told my employers & co-workers I was pregnant. On December 29th, right after Christmas, the day I was to pass probation they replaced me with someone else. So now I am jobless & 6 months pregnant. I just found out that they had gone into my computer, deleted stuff, & added stuff to make it look like I was making errors. They did this when I was on a day off, which of course I brought to my employers attention. They said it didn't matter & let me go anyway. What can I do to make them pay. I can't find anyone who will hire me at 6 months pregnanat. I needed that job until I could take maternity leave. I know they are upset and very angry because one of them gave me a list of abortion doctors & wanted me to get an abortion. That is not an option for me. I believe they should pay for the fact that they let me go because I am pregnant, especially at Christmas time. Please give me some advice.
ss_uk says on 2008-10-01 04:33:21 about My late partner
Hi Everyone sorry this is a bit long, I have really shortened it down. Last year I moved into a new house with my partner from his flat, we were madly in love and looking forward to marriage and hopfully kids. A week after we moved in he was diagnosed with aplastic aneamia and has to spend a lot of time in hospital having chemo, ATG, blood transfusions etc to help him get better. After he has a bone marrow transplant he was allowed to come home but shortly after he caught an infection and I had to take him back to hospital on a Monday morning they told us he had toncillitus so the Friday they took them out and analysed them on the Monday they said it had becime glandular fever and on the Wednesday after more tests they told us he also had lymphoma cancer. I had already been visiting him 2-3 times a day whilst he was in hospital bringing him different meals and spending as much time with him as possible I also had to work full time to help us pay for the mortgage for the new house we had just got and because his family hardly ever came up to see him. Once we found out he also had cancer I stayed with him in the hospital over night, the nurses set me up a little camp bed next to his and even though he had a hickman line and drips tagged onto him when I woke up every morning he had got out of his hospital bed and crawled into mine and cuddled me. 4 days after being told he had cancer he was taken into intensive care two days after that he was put onto a life support machine and 8 days after that he passed away. I was the one that was there every day for him when he was in intensive care I was there all day at the hospital by his bed side in case he woke up. His family came and went when they could be bothered. The day he died i saw the true colours of his family all of a sudden it became money oriented they wanted all of his life savings, life insurance, his share of the house and they even thought they should have my share of the house. I was finding it very hard to believe that he had been taken from me he was only 29 years old and I felt like my whole life was over, since then his mother and sisters and brothers have lied to the insurance companies to get all the money and have screwed me out of so much money I am getting sick and tied of it. its just been over a year since his death and I am just beginning to function some what normally again, i want to get revenge on his family for the horrible way they treated him whilst he was in hospital and he needed them and the way they have treated me since he has gone. To give you some insight into her greed, she is going to get 60K out of the house once its sold (that was what he put into it when we bought it) so as next of kin it goes to her. we didn't have a chance to get married. She was given 98K from the life insurance and when I spoke to her about giving him a memorial bench and would she like to put a plaque on it for £160 she said that was a rediculous amount to waste on a plaque. The bench was £1500 I paid for that for him, I just with I could have done more. When we sorted his funeral out she said I could have his ashes then statched them from my hands. I don't know how much more torture I can take from such a horrible family. Please help me get back at these people for making the hardest time of my life impossible
Wanna Get Even says on 2008-09-27 16:52:14 about janitor who steals my food
Hey, wanna get rrevenge? I've made a good replica of a dog's turd using plaster of paris (it's the white powder which is mixed with water to form a paste which you use a spatula to slather on a sheetrock wall in order to patch a hole in it, or, to hide the crack which you get between two sheets of sheetrock in new construction. It's cheap and fun to work with, but it doesn't stink. Mix it with water in a bowl, then dump it in a plastic grocery bag, which you've previously cut one corner out of. Now, if you want the turd to have some sizable dimensions, but a larger hole. Twist the bag above the plaster, then squeeze the bag just above the plaster, while you make a large circle on a piece of plastic sack, with the ah, ah, excrement, first being laid down in a large circle, with your continuing up and around until you have a 'dump'. Let it dry, then spray it with some brown gloss lacquer. Using brown water coloring (like food coloring) wo'nt work as it simply bleeds into the plaster underneath the surface. Maybe add some yellow dots to simulate some bits of corn. Place it in a spot which people in the public can see it, while those you want to humiliate can't. If you can stand or sit nearby and lean over it, look at it while curling up your noise while you take a whiff, while looking disgusted, all the better. Maybe mumble about how this happened the last time you were here. I've been looking for some foul smelling citronelli/citronella (sp?), a insect repellant from decades ago, to add to the turd in order to give it a god-awful smell. but have been unable to locate any. Perhaps some ammonia would 'do the job'. Put a wad of toilet paper by the dump? Maybe put some Mayonnaise (sp?) (TM) inside a condom and leave that spread out on the floor next to the dump? Anyone know of something I could add to the surface of some sliced ham in my refrigerator, in order to cause some harmless instant or delayed stinging/pain in the mouth of a guy who keeps stealing ham? What of something to add to orange juice? Thanks. stillphukyhu@yahoo.com
Wanna Get Even says on 2008-09-27 16:50:39 about janitor who steals my food
Hey, wanna get rrevenge? I've made a good replica of a dog's turd using plaster of paris (it's the white powder which is mixed with water to form a paste which you use a spatula to slather on a sheetrock wall in order to patch a hole in it, or, to hide the crack which you get between two sheets of sheetrock in new construction. It's cheap and fun to work with, but it doesn't stink. Mix it with water in a bowl, then dump it in a plastic grocery bag, which you've previously cut one corner out of. Now, if you want the turd to have some sizable dimensions, but a larger hole. Twist the bag above the plaster, then squeeze the bag just above the plaster, while you make a large circle on a piece of plastic sack, with the ah, ah, excrement, first being laid down in a large circle, with your continuing up and around until you have a 'dump'. Let it dry, then spray it with some brown gloss lacquer. Using brown water coloring (like food coloring) wo'nt work as it simply bleeds into the plaster underneath the surface. Maybe add some yellow dots to simulate some bits of corn. Place it in a spot which people in the public can see it, while those you want to humiliate can't. If you can stand or sit nearby and lean over it, look at it while curling up your noise while you take a whiff, while looking disgusted, all the better. Maybe mumble about how this happened the last time you were here. I've been looking for some foul smelling citronelli/citronella (sp?), a insect repellant from decades ago, to add to the turd in order to give it a god-awful smell. but have been unable to locate any. Perhaps some ammonia would 'do the job'. Maybe put some Mayonnaise (sp?) (TM) inside a condom and leave that spread out on the floor next to the dump? Anyone know of something I could add to the surface of some sliced ham in my refrigerator, in order to cause some harmless instant or delayed stinging/pain in the mouth of a guy who keeps stealing ham? What of something to add to orange juice? Thanks. stillphukyhu@yahoo.com
jj says on 2008-05-29 18:22:04 about noisy upstairs neighbor
I threw a used condom on the upstairs balcony. The bitch came home and found it & he got the blame. That was a real long fight. The more he denied it the worse it got. I did this because the two upstairs were loud and showed no respect for any of the surrounding neighbors. The relationship dissolved and they moved away.
psychoclown says on 2008-05-15 16:56:10 about aaaaarrgh
revenge guy sucks,i asked him for advice before so he gave me the lamest load of crap ever
sapphire2007 says on 2007-12-13 15:20:57 about back stabbing
i work at a hospital and there is a lot of co-workers that are always trying to get people in trouble so they can look like the good person that cares but in reality they are the bad ones and i am feed up that the supervisor is so dumb and nieve and she dont realize the way those type of co-workers are,. what can i do to make her realize the type of employees she haves
endofgreen says on 2007-07-05 18:51:26 about political clout.money and luck
MY story is a long one,about jobs and employment and what and who you know.Well,I guess you need to know someone high up on the ladder to get ahead in this life sometimes.And sometimes,it's your own fault for being stupid and getting fired,but shit;how long does the bad bullshit and ruined reputation have to follow you around like an ugly nasty monkey on your back.It's not like I comitted a federal offense or some horrible crime.I use to work at SUNY Farmingdale,SUNY Old Westbury,Forest Labs all in the NY area.I was let go from Forest labs,SUNY Old Westbury I resigned from.SUNY Farmingdale,let me go;probationary termination;I say bullshit,I was the wrong color,perhaps;not to be prejudice,but sometimes,god dam it,thats just the way it is.I see the ads in newsday in the employment section,where it says; woman and minorities encouraged to apply.I am not a racist;I have friends who are black and friends who are asian and muslim,some are acquaintances. Now to be fair and honest;yes the above employers did fire woman and minorities,but in some cases it took them a hell of a lot longer than it did to get rid of me.And some of the bad apples are still there;I know;I visit these places sometimes and I know people that are still employed there.I passed a state test for supervising janitor and didn't get the job.Again to be honest,I was told because of my lousy time and attendance it would take three years for SUNY to have confidence in my record;I thought one year should be enough.Another guy who didn't pass the written exam-they let him stay on as supervisor-well,he did have hands on experience,but the rule is suppose to be that if you don't pass the test,you can't be a supervisor.This person has since passed away;I had nothing against him;he was actually a nice guy and even fixed my car once.I just hate the bullshit that goes on in the workplace,where people that shouldn't get ahead;do get ahead.Rules are followed by the ones who don't know anybody high up on the ladder.This is the case sometimes,certainly not all the time.But there is a lot of dishonesty , bullshit and nepotism going on in these places.In my case,there no sense getting even;none of these people physically harmed me,called me names,(but I did hear through the grapevine that bad things were said about me-probably because of my bad attitude and performance).I was told by a trusted friend that "you started to slow down after probation,and they didn't like that".I had a pattern of having a shity attitude sometimes,and not being as good an employee as I could have been.Now,with SUNY Farmingdale,I had a chance to get back in after 17 or 18 years and the rotten stinking people in personell and the maintenance dept put a stop to it.I was told this by someone on the inside(a good friend of mine,who has been with the state for over 20 years,but doesn't have the pull power to get me back in the state system).When I confronted personell with what I knew ;the people in that dept denied it;of course.Then they go through the motions of sending me a canvass letter for a supervisor job again-these bullshiters have no intent on hiring me-I already went for an interview and didn't get hired.Anyway,my own record did me in;but how long do you have to be punished for.And what about the bastards and bitches that steal thousands or millions of dollars from their employers,and don't get caught?When the hell is their downfall gonna come.OK,I know some people have been caught and are in jail or prison for their crimes,but there's still an awful lot of workers out there who are getting away with murder.And someone like myself has a hard time finding a job,becuase of some shitheaded stupid mistakes,time and attendance,and a bad attitude.I had a bad attitude,because I wasn't happy with the job,the people weren't alway's that friendly.Now that I don't have the really good jobs with the outstanding benefits,I'm blaming myself also.Most likely I did this shit to myself.I should have just went on the second shift(it's easier to look for a job when you don't work mon-fri 8am-4:30 pm).Now,I have a lot of good reports as well as bad reports concering my performance on the job.And of course to get a good job,you have to tell them what they want to hear to offer you a position;not what they need to hear to deny you a job.So,you have to lie sometimes,and the truth just gets strecthed;I have a few references that can help me out with this.For people who don't have these kinds of references;you need to get them-but even better than that;don't make shitheaded mistakes,like being late,absent too much and having a lousy attitude on the job-that kills your reputaion as a good worker,team player and a reliable person.If you have a job you can't stand and hate,make sure you stay on the job untill you know for sure that you have a better one lined up;and try to work a second or third shift,so you don't have to take a day off every time you look for a job;sure you can use your vacation and personel time;but I didn't plan on using all that time to look for a job. O,well you live and you learn;and for late bloomers like myself; if you don't learn the easy lessons in the beginning to make life easier or more rewarding,they get harder and harder as time goes on untill you finally learn them ,and things start to improve.
givemdabidness says on 2006-08-15 21:53:43 about revenge on backstabber
I think these were excellent ideas.....I recently had the same sort of thing happen to me and I'm looking for some payback, which is usually unlike me but enough is enough!
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