Theres NO business, like dough business!

OK, weve all heard it before: Capitalism begets freedom, freedom brings choices,choices help make happiness. Following that logic, business is the engine of that warm, happy feeling you get when you finally buy that thing that you dont really need. Some people need to buy stuff. Some people need to sell stuff. Could it possibly be more simple that that? When it all works right, both sides are happy! Yet, history shows us that it doesnt always work out right. In pursuit of money, the most bizarre bedfellows dont even rate a comment if our side of the deal is sweet! Experience, as the search for the almighty buck, rear-ends humankind again & again!

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Oh, zose Americans! Zey are SO money-crazy! Maybe we are, but, maybe, non-Americans just dont get it. Every day, every doggone day, there are literally millions of Americans busting their butts to get out there and invent a new way for us to spend money and have more fun - and then spend more money! Short of somebody knocking on our door and selling us world peace, in a shrink-wrapped SIX-PACK, can any of you out there think of a better start to get to some world peace?

Wow, the Victoria Secret catalogs just came in the mail. Gotta go!

Remember: FRIENDS DONT LET FRIENDS WATCH SPRINGER!

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