If your travel agent books you in Weaver, it's time to get a new travel agent.
Disappearance
DVD
***1/2
Written / Directed by Walter Klenhard
Cast
Harry Hamlin .... Jim Henley
Susan Dey .... Patty Henley
Jeremy Lelliott .... Matt Henley
Basia A'Hern .... Kate Henley
PG-13
92 min
You
know that when you vacation with your family, in the middle of nowhere,
and the first thing you see is a giant black crow in the air, you
should've gone to Disneyland.
And that's all you're going to
hear for the rest of your miserable short life. "Daddy, why did you
take us to a ghost town in the middle of nowhere to die? The THOMPSON
kids got to go to Daytona!"
Bad vacations are a fairly universal
horror movie theme. Disappearance is no exception. Whether it's sending
the kids off to Sleepaway Camp to be slashed to bits by androgynous
monstrousities, or being eaten to death by sharks or bugs or slugs or
dessert topping at the beach, (all ACTUAL MOVIE THEMES) vacation horror
stories run the gamut.
In this case, Disappearance telegraphs
its punches very well. When asked about the old mining town of Weaver,
no local knows where it is. Sure, it's only a stone's throw away from
where their butts are currently planted, but asking them about it gets
the same response as asking government agents about Area 51. "Huh?
What? Weaver? WHAT Weaver?" And Weaver is definitely a screwed-up
little town. Just outside town, a plane is embedded nose-first in the
ground. Cell phones die completely, compasses refuse to work, and yet
Weaver is surprisingly well preserved. After lunch one day, it seems,
everyone just LEFT. Furniture still in place, plates still on tables,
the whole nine yards. Chances are there's even still cash in the
registers. So what could have turned Weaver into a ghost town almost
overnight, and kept it from being looter bait for better than fifty
years?
[BB]
Chances are, the same thing that's just turned the
family SUV into a thirty thousand dollar paperweight. The sun is
setting, and the car is dead. Hopefully, THEY won't be....
Another
family has been there recently, and they left a camera behind. A
videotape left in the camera tells the harrowing story of the vanished
family. One by one, the video family disappears, and our current family
is badly shaken up. They try to rationalize it, and only partially
succeed.
It's obvious everyone's terrified, and with good
reason. Strange events continue to assault the family, and troubles
within make things even harder to confront. Just when things seem to be
at their worst, an inexplicable event takes place, fixing the problem.
A stolen car vanishes only to reappear in the desert. A family member
vanishes only to turn up within a couple days. All of this causes, or
SHOULD cause, the viewer to wonder just what is going on...and the
ending will come as a great surprise.
A superabundance of scary
moments, followed up with the sheer creepy atmosphere of a ghost town
in dark AND in light, makes Disappearance a suspense tale to match the
best of them.
Not that it doesn't suffer from its share of
problems. The family daughter is a classic Cassandra character--she's
always right, but no one seems to care, or pay attention. Her word is
inevitably proven truth, but everyone around her seeks to silence her.
It's a classic part of horror filmmaking that verges on the cliche, and
shouldn't have been used.
The pat explanation for the town's bizarrities and woes, the detonation of a neutron bomb, verges on the overly convenient.
These
problems are fairly easily overcome by the plusses, and Disappearance
will be a suspenseful shocker, tame enough for family night viewing.
The
special features include Spanish only subtitles, filmographies, a
trailer, closed captioning for televisions with that option, and
perplexing previews of the totally unrelated films: Treasure Island,
Avalanche Alley, and Daydream Believers, for some strange reason.
Virtually no blood, no gore, and precious little bad language make Disappearance one to vanish off video store shelves.
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