Poor Poor Paris
This article belongs to Jae Journal column.
Hello and welcome to the journal. Sorry I am running behind but with building the new website, my new gig with Libby at WKRS, and trying to figure out what the next episode of the mJp is, I forgot all about a journal for a couple weeks. You guys know how I can get sometimes so please be gentle.
Paris Hilton going to jail. I love it. It could be a movie. It could be a comedy, horror, cult classic, or even a porn. Can you imagine a prison rape scene with
All kidding aside,
Look Paris Hilton is a person. Nothing more, nothing less. Why anyone would give a shit if this bitch went to jail is beyond me? But OK, I'll play. Paris Hilton committed a crime. A HUGE CRIME that many people die for in this country. She got a DUI. You would think that this would straighten her out a little, but no. She goes and drives on her suspended license, which usually is the footnote to the DUI. Her excuse, my people didn't tell me about the suspension.
Paris Hilton has a history of getting into trouble and not suffering any consequences. Maybe not always legally but in one particular incident,
And now this arrogant little bitch wants to write her petition to Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger to "pardon her for her mistake." First of all, the fuck can't even spell correctly. I.E. "My friend Joshua started this petition, please help and sihn." What the hell is that moron? Sign is spelled sign, not sihn. Dumb ass. It also says, "We, the American public who support
However the thing that really makes me sick and that her legions of fans who for the most part are probably useless sluts themselves that worship Paris as their poster girl, is that people are saying "people get house arrest for much worse." Paris Hilton committed a crime. She drove drunk. She got busted, and she said fuck you to the law, and decided she would drive, and then when she got caught, she uses this bullshit I didn't know excuse. It is completely irresponsible. You are 26 year old, and as an adult, be responsible.
That's all I got for now. Peace.
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