Apotheosis of George Bush Jr. (Karl Rove's doing what?)

The Grand Old Party and rabid Rush Limbaugh fans still have a surprise up their sleeves. Unlike their ill-fated attempts to get Ronnie Reagan on Mount Rushmore, this secret mission amounts to an unexpected foray into a previously unexplored area: ART!

Intended to burnish his legacy into The United States institutional memory, this moon-shot type project is being funded for our current president, upon his imminent retirement, by religious admirers and compassionate conservatives.

This work of political art will be a ninety foot wide mural, executed in fresco, to cover over the interior second dome of The Capital in Washington, D.C. (where currently exists a painting of some founding father or another.) Projected artist is to be a authentic decendant of Brumidi, the original sub-contractor.

The word: apotheosis in the title means literally the raising of this person to the rank of a god.

This incredible display of asssention will depict America's 43rd president rising to Heaven in glory. Bush Jr. will be flanked by two female figures representing the Right to Life, and the Estate Tax. An oil derrick pumps at his feet, with thirteen Republicans, representing the original neo-cons, holding a banner that reads: "In loco Parentis " surrounded by six groups of figures lining the perimeter in a 180 degree arc to the far right.

The six groups below Bush Jr, begining counter clockwise are:

Tax Cuts for the Rich are portrayed as Berkshire-Hathaway teaching Wall Street-ers to avoid over-exhuberence, and that Fannie Mae too.

Halliburton honors follow, as Jack Abramoff hands off a big bag of money to Duke Cunningham, Scooter Libby, and Tom DeLay.

Next: Pre-emptive War, with an totally undersized military and our elusive and ever listening NSA, attempting to thwart all foes, foreign or domestic.

Then, Environmental Neglect is shown with Smokey The Bear holding his badly burned feet, and ANWAR with some dead penguins and caribou.

Also, Industry is featured by portraits of private security guards, armed with tasers and tear gas, producing cruise missles and MRE's around the clock.

Lastly, Lady Liberty is viewed as the Goddess of Mistakes, royally seated in a free stadium luxury box, next to Uncle Sam, who is wearing a red, white, and blue tuxedo, handcuffs and a muzzle, which underlines the loss of civil rights, and rendering of detainees to third countries for torture.

This mosaic of metaphors, comissioned by The NRA, is to be representative of The Bush Doctrine and its generational and worldwide ramifications, if any.

A rich, imaginative fresco, this glorification personified is planned to be unveiled at the innauguration of The Republican Party's successor in 2008. (Certain people named Kennedy, Clinton, and Dean are not invited)

Many think this is an appropriate way to honor the efforts of our beleagured and verbally challenged leader. Won't you help?

Donations for The Apotheosis of George Bush Jr accepted by The West Coast Chapter of The National Society of the Terminally Gullible, located in friendly Crawford, Texas USA ...Heads up, Y'all!

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Woah says on 2006-07-15 07:32:07 about Methinks someone got a lack of diplomacy issue... You know what I see time and time again on comments on stories, not just on this site, but nearly every site that has comments? The ordinary person, gearing up for a fight. Let me explain something to all of you fellow ordinary people out there...Bush doesn't give a damn about you, neither does any other person who makes it to the title of "President" - why? Because they had to do so many underhanded, dirthy things to get there, so what makes them so angelic once they're in office? You'd have to be a complete melon head to side with Bush - he's driven the US into a near state of economic collaps, and yet you still call other people hatemongers? C'mon, Tomcat, if you're going to argue a a point, back it up with something - let us ordinary people stop dividing by left and right and calling each other names and start having some intelligent dialogue on the issues that effect our lives. Otherwise you're just blosing hot air out your ass...

robert says on 2006-07-14 01:33:06 about sorry ...but Bush is a moron.

Tomcat says on 2006-07-13 13:06:41 about Bush FUCK all you Bush hatemonger. Bush is the best man for the job. Thank the good people that voted him in and not Al or Kerry. Right or wrong President Bush stands up for this country and we the people need to stand with him. Need to stop all of your crying and move on with your life.

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