' People Voting With their Feet! '
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(Resistance is Futile!)
DNA scientists have pretty much proven humans first migrated out of
History shows us that no system has ever stopped the lava-like stream of humanity, once people got moving. Rampaging carnivores, stupid borders, and an endless succession of evil rulers have all failed. The glaciers have all eventually receded, but we should realize, then and now, mankind will march on. (Even Joseph and Mary took their precious babe in arms...and hit the road!)
Can this advancing mass exodus be stopped? Nope! The British and the Arabs couldn't stop the Jewish influx. Can
Can we blame
Would you step in front of a speeding Fed-Ex truck? No! Would you stop bees as they migrate? No! Would you stand between Rosie O'Donnell, and her cheeseburger? No! Would you try to stop Angelina Jolie from adopting more kids? Well, debate that one for yourselves. My point here is: The flow of people looking for a better life will never, ever end...as long as here looks better than there! Genetics prove mankind is getting bigger, stronger, and smarter. And lots of them are coming to
No force of nature or any group of men will be able to stop what is happening now. I figure the best those of us already here can do is start adapting now to avoid falling behind the curve later. (Hey, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Habla Espanol, anyone?)
If our American government cannot, or will not, impede, redirect, and discourage these hopeful souls, then at least we can find some methods that will benefit us, as well as the newcomers. (How about an entrance exam? The fees alone could foot the bill for everybody incoming to learn to speak passable English.)
All naive Americans better wise up and understand what's headed our way. Don't be mad. Don't feel cheated. Many people from faraway lands are coming to
PS: Do you hear the patter of little feet?
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This article is dedicated to much beloved bald guy: Tom Sobel! Get well soon buddy!
Standing at the bar watching them are a balding New Yorker, a Mormon, some Huckabuck, and one angry Vietnam vet. All are quite wary, as this is the first time they've been in the same room. Slowly, all notice: hanging behind the bar is a huge oil painting of Jeb Bush. It has a long moustache and big eyeglasses crudely drawn on it's face. Everybody smiles!
(Or: Why should I say thanks?) (Or: Just sit your xenophobic butt down, and listen to reason!)
Hey world, calm down some! Gosh, golly, gee, if we're all so terrible just put America on “hold” for awhile until we get a new leader. Dubya’s warranty runs out next year, and we’re replacing him just as fast as our constitutional processes allow.